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Ok so I went to work stoned and started some filling but then I realised that did not have any of the ring things that go over the punch hole to stop the page from tearing never used them in the past but because i was stoned decided that I really need them so what I did was line up the side of the paper and put sickly tape done the side then it would be hard so I could punch though it and it would work the same as those plastic ring things so I spent arbour 2 hours perfectly lining up the tape and the page then went outside and had another smoke which the courier guy provided back to the filling I now had all my taped and punched s so now I need divides’ and of course we do not have any so I decide to make some, printed out a few, 3hrs +- coz I could not get them to line up then did the same thing with the tape on the other side so I could stick a name on to the divide back at the printer to print the dividers name same problem with lining up another 3Hrs and 500 sheets of paper later I was done my file was complete . while it was standing on my desk, around closing time, me admiring my work my boss walks in ,to see, the office covered in paper and tape and me looking at a file it took me the whole day to do one file . By the way I am a mechanic

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February 6, 2012 at 1:27 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment

My friend was just standing in front of me (in my room) smoking his cigarette and wasn\'t understanding why i was laughing so hard.. it took me a while to calm down and explain to him that his cigarette wasn\'t lit.

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February 7, 2012 at 6:56 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment

lookin\' for some Occupy Wall Street videos on YouTube, the next thing i\'m aware of, is me watching a ary about the Maya Code and arguing about the fact, that those workers on the old pictures, who dig out the temples, they were showing, must have been forced to work! wow what a sentence

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February 9, 2012 at 11:15 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment

thinking to much make you crazy

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February 11, 2012 at 6:43 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out

Just googled \"fuck i\'m stoned\' and now I\'m here.

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February 6, 2012 at 1:27 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out