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I was hanging with a friend in his garage, stoned off my ass, and horny as hell. I started beating off to some porn dvd he had, but was too lazy to find something to catch the nut so I bent down and busted right on the floor.

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September 8, 2010 at 5:21 am by stonerlicious in - Stoner-Moment

insert in sink oh shit why stuff that in there

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September 9, 2010 at 10:16 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out

If only we lived in a world where being stoned wasn\'t so socially unacceptable. I\'m stoned now and i can honestly say causing any harm or damage to anything, anyone or even myself is the last thing I want to do. Why is getting shit-faced drunk legal while getting high is not? Unfair. In my opinion the world could use a little more weed :)

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September 11, 2010 at 5:17 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment

you ate all the chocolate chips rosie how could you!! you monster! ROSIE: uhm tegan why is there chocolate all over your lips -.- ME:it wasnt meee! i sware im innoceeeent! stop acusing >.< ROSIE: im not accusing you im just sayin\'... the choc dont lie ME:you\'l never catch me alive!!! bwahahah! be gone with you! ROSIE: so r u gonna share that ganja or not!? (;

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September 12, 2010 at 9:46 am by emostoner in - Bug-Out

Was chilling with a friend in his room, and was laying on the floor, stoned off my ass. I found out that a tack was on the floor so I flipped the fuck out thinking it would stab me and kill me.

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September 8, 2010 at 5:27 am by stonerlicious in - Bug-Out