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A few days ago, me and a 2 friends got destroyed on an ounce of real dank stuff, and when we ran out we decided we needed food and something to smoke. We were so fucked we couldn\'t walk so we took everything on the table, rolled it up on a paper plate and smoked it. When the buzz died we found out we tried to smoke butter, cheese, mustard, ketchup, pepperoni, bread, and a plate all at once. FIS!

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January 3, 2010 at 8:25 pm by BAWBCABOOSE7 in - Bug-Out

I\'m really high right now (we are ordering pizza) and i went to write in Fuckimstoned.com... i then realized i was too fucking stoned to write in fuckimstoned.com. FUCK IM STONED. (pizza is good though)

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October 18, 2009 at 7:13 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out

Today, I got stoned at a party for the first time. On the drive home I sat at an intersection waiting for the green light for few minutes. I finally realized the green light was never coming. So did the cop behind me. I was at a stop sign. FIS

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September 11, 2009 at 6:08 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment

me and my friend were in my bosses car and my boss got out to try to get it to start. my friend looks at the stearing wheel like deer what kind of shit car is this. it was a jeep and the wheel was upside down. oh yeah we had just left the boss\' house after a toke. fis

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December 27, 2009 at 9:40 am by radioactivesp00ns in - Bug-Out

I was smoking weed with my friend today and it was his first time smoking. He was smoking the bong and took a huge rip, but then coughed into the bong. It sprayed bong water everywhere. I was so high all I could do was laugh as my friend was throwing up from coughing so hard. FIS.

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September 11, 2009 at 6:51 am by Anonymous in - Newbies