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Fuck, I'm stoned. Let me strart by saying, I don't get high. Smoking weed has made me paranoid and not feeling super good But tonight is the night. I'm high. God blfxx

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February 10, 2016 at 12:12 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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I'm so baked I just typed "I'm so stoned" into google and found this amazing place.

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February 7, 2016 at 2:58 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Have been smoking for 7 years straight everyday atleast one time. went out of state for 3 days and took a T-break, now Im back and im high as HEAVEN!!! i was gona say hell but hell but idk why people say "im high as hell" if hell is below but w.e back to what the fuck i was typing I havent been this high since middle school holy shit!!!

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February 7, 2016 at 1:36 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Shit yo pandas are my favorite animal because of this Chinese girl that gave me one

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February 3, 2016 at 10:41 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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Im so stupid! Just realized I can submit comments without signing up. DRINKING GATORADE AND SMOKIN MENTOLS ALONGSIDE MY HERB. KISSES.

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February 3, 2016 at 1:01 am by 420fatchick in - Bug-Out
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Why would you guys have us complete a Signed Up when you know for sure we are totally high! It makes no sense. Unless thats exactly the point. Im so confused right now. Why Am I thinking 9gag all of the sudden? Mtv? Arghhhhhhhh Im fucked up. GOOD NIGHT.

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February 3, 2016 at 12:58 am by 420fatchick in - Bug-Out
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I'm so stoned. I can't believe I'm here in this "fuck I'm stoned" place. Who's the genius? Man, this is awesome!!! I can't wait to visit again when next I'm stoned. Cheers!

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February 3, 2016 at 12:01 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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I'm stoned, I love pot. Not legal what the fucki got sonhigh on dabs. In took a shit outside around the house in the middle of town instead of using the toilet. Don't ask why. First time on dabs. Couldn't stop laughing. .

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January 30, 2016 at 10:06 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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This website is fucking perfect. Stoners panic and type "I'm high as fuck" into Google for help, and the first result is this website. What better treatment for anxiety than comic relief? It's excellent.

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January 28, 2016 at 1:44 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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I'm burnt the back of my tongue with hot smoke, but I got stoned as fuck off the massive hit. I realized that Gushers are God's gift to stoners. They cure munchies and cottonmouth at the same time. They satisfy your sweet tooth with artificial fruity goodness and they sooth your sore throat with thick, creamy goo. Gusher jizz.

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January 28, 2016 at 1:02 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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