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Walk into my first period class and kids who are like 10 seats away from me are like "yo you dank" im just like "its half way through the semester and your just realizing i smell like weed now?"

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October 1, 2014 at 9:29 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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You ever have that moment when you mind goes off on an adventure and then snap back to reality thinking fuck that was a day dream

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September 24, 2014 at 10:17 pm by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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Got a dui, girlfriend cheated and lost many friends, so now I'm packing so many bongs that my slide broke due to massive amounts of combustion, the THC is reigning supreme over my neurons by inflicting my potassium ion channels with dopamine, in my words; my past has become null along with my future, I have desecrated the desire for almost any craving i have, I am a boddhisatva.

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September 24, 2014 at 1:34 pm by 6-8 NATE in - Busted
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Sitting here with a couple of blue cheese doobs when I realised: oh well now we've forgotten the story but it was going to be revolutionary

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February 13, 2014 at 12:07 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I mixed my weed with ground cloves and sweetgrass to make an herbal smoke and feel like a shaman and to conserve weed. Dont do that. So Ive been hitting herbal smoke from a gravity bong all day and my small amount of bud has lasted me even til now at 1:32 am. I did use all my kief the first half of the day though. Then I found out my girlfriend was planning on cheating on me on my birthday, which happens to be valentines day. So I took like eight gravity bong hits and I am an astronaut.

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February 7, 2014 at 1:34 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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Totally hotboxing in a caravan!!!!! Time is the best thing

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February 6, 2014 at 5:10 pm by carafeun in - Bug-Out
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i watched wolf on wall street and then got driven home by my friends, and while we played starlight be superman brothers, i leant out the car window (my entire being) and proceeded to perform the song whilst in a 70mph wind. It was by far the most refreshing and invigorating experience i've had in my life. By the end of the journey, i felt a like new person ready to take on the world! I'm so stonedâ¦â¦

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February 5, 2014 at 8:53 pm by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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So I don't smoke but I'm on heavy pain meds after literally breaking my back. Well I've been trying to ween myself off but due to pain had to take an extra dose. I somehow activated Google now while talking to myself about how high I am. This was the first page to pop up so here I am.

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February 5, 2014 at 6:46 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Just smoked a fat bowl that got me unexpectedly high. Now I'm on my way to school. Whew

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February 4, 2014 at 6:28 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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Damn im too high i hear stuff thats not their but I LOV IT

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February 2, 2014 at 1:25 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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