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so me and my best friend blake decided to smoke some nugs, we went through a quarter in a half hour. next thing i know, were at mcdonalds making an attempt to order 9 mcdoubles. blake cant talk he is laughing so hard, and since he\'s laughing, its making him laugh even harder. i walk up there all calm and normal, say my order, try and hand this ugly fat chick the money, but my hand is shaking so bad i end up dropping the money all over the counter.. (did i mention we attempted to pay for 9 mcdoubles with change?) FI(was)S!

read comments (2) Totally stoned, bro. (40) - Put the bong down, man! (18)
January 1, 2010 at 12:47 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment


#2 by Mast3rOfPupp3ts

I agree, but, saying \"You dont have to lie to be cool\" is pretty much saying that you are one of those people who think that smoking is cool. Its not. I do it cuz it makes me think of shit that id never think of unless im high. not cuz its fun, not cuz other ppl do it. But still, i highly doubt that he smoked a quarter in half an hour.


#1 by Anonymous

a quarter in half an hour? dude STFU, no you didn\'t maybe a quarter gram, pussy the story is good but you dont have to lie to to be cool

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