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Yo tits, I\'m stonied. Any who, me and my homefry got shitted on and decided it was time for a hikaroonie. We trek for about 15 minutes(equivalent to about 4 stoner years) into the woods behind my abode. We cross a river and begin to feel an odd sense of contentment emanating from a specific point in the forest. We emerge from the foliage, to find a tree with a face, legs, and a vagina(with a baby pube in the form of a leaf). We dubbed him Rufus the Nudist, and he provides the gnarliest of bud. Hit him up, just think of his face and click your heels together twice. -Deuces

read comments (0) Totally stoned, bro. (7) - Put the bong down, man! (9)
July 6, 2011 at 8:53 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors

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