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one time while still new to danker weed, i blazed myself RETARDED. i was making no sense. i invented my own language which i constantly used to talk to my buddies. the language was basically english but all vowels were u\'s. while i talked to them, i played modern warfare 2. i swear to this day that i was controlling the guy onscreen. my hands were holding the gun and everything. i was way too ripped to function but it was still incredibly enjoyable. FI(was)S

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December 23, 2009 at 9:10 pm by cloud9 in - Stoner-Moment


#1 by Anonymous

lol, \"one time\".. You make it sound like its ages ago! Modern Warfare wasn\'t out before late fall / early winter 2009 xD

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