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I got smoked out by one of my friends one night. I got really stoned I couldn\'t function. Later that night, I knocked out. I had this dream where I was a little kid riding on my new scooter I got for Christmas. The dream was so vividly real. I started doing tricks on it, everything. I was on the street trying to hop up the curb. In the dream, I didn\'t jump. I hit the curb and face-planted on the sidewalk. At that instant, I woke up screaming, \"Fuck! My scooter! MY FUCKING NOSE IS BLEEDING!\" Turns out, I wasn\'t bleeding, my nose was just runny. FIS.

read comments (1) Totally stoned, bro. (10) - Put the bong down, man! (3)
October 21, 2009 at 3:42 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment


#1 by Anonymous

chris.. no..

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