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Alright, so my screen den porch is super tight. My step dad has a shit ton of old school arcade games, but the majority of them are torn apart and rusty. He plans on fixing them up and selling them all one day, but for now they just chill there. The place looks like a fuckin graveyard, all cement and dust and ash. Despite the gloom it\'s probably the best place to cheef in the house. So the guys and I were hanging out there one day, smokin this hawiian shit, when we hear this clattering and a flutter. One of us pointed and said, \"Shit man, there\'s a fuckin bird in here.\" The thing was flying around behind some of the old games. It landed on top of an old Star Trek game and cocked it\'s head at us, obviously fuckin confused. As we were staring at it, the bird tweeted and started walking in a small circle. We were like... what the fuck is that bird doing? It took off after a few spins and started flyin real slow over our heads. Back and forth the bird flew like a fucking coo-coo clock. At this point we had figured this bird is high as a fucking kite. I decided to be the hero and free the damn thing, so we tried scaring it towards an open window. In the meantime my neighbors were fuckin spying on us, cracking up. Imagine four stoned ass kids swatting and yelling at a stoned ass bird. In the end the thing flew out after taking its sweet ass time sitting in front of the obviously opened window. My neighbors told my rents about it and they just shook their heads like, hey, at least they didn\'t kill the damn thing ya know?

read comments (1) Totally stoned, bro. (3) - Put the bong down, man! (1)
August 20, 2010 at 5:55 pm by JBombsterlicious in - Busted