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Ate a brownie before I went to the airport to catch a flight. I fly on standby tickets so I only get on when there are empty seats. I have to wait around at the gate until the agent calls the standby passengers. The first flight was booked so I didn\'t get on. While I was waiting for them to call me for the second flight, I drifted into a nap and dreamt that I was at a human auction and peoples names were being called for bidding on and then they were to be sold on the spot. When the people heard their name, they stood up and walked over to the podium for all the bidders to get a good look at. It was like a futuristic slave market. I was really tripping out on the dream when I heard my name called. I thought it was to be auctioned off so I got scared and thought I was hiding and the voice kept calling me. I didn\'t wake up in time to go claim my ticket at the gate and I missed the flight. Oops. FIS

read comments (0) Totally stoned, bro. (4) - Put the bong down, man! (8)
June 25, 2010 at 5:50 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment

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