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Had a going away party at work for me before I went off to college, buddy brught HUGE bag, hotboxed my car, then went on partying. Left my car at work to walk to buddies GFs place, had a debate about who had stronger abs and punched each other in the stomach about ten times, found a pickup truck with a cooler downtown, ripped off about 10 beers, chucked two empty bottles at passing cars. After having a 3 hour debate about why watching the Basketball Diaries was better than cartoons at this point, noticed the sun coming up, and almost fucked my buddies GF. At work the next day, co-worker told us about crazy drunks screaming \"Punch me in the stomach\" outside her house at 3am.....HAHA, didn\'t think anyone saw us.....FIS

read comments (3) Totally stoned, bro. (3) - Put the bong down, man! (2)
April 8, 2010 at 3:32 pm by G86 in - Party


#3 by Anonymous

throwin bottles at cars? fuckin rebel. Not. Wise up and get a car, and throw your bottles at it.


#2 by WakeUpAndLegalizeIt

dude... you\'re on the wrong site, this site is for stoners and you were just drunk.


#1 by stonerboner

but the bong down, FAGGOT!

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