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- Dont Be Too Lazy To Read This!! -A few friends and I got some shrooms, and they took a while to hit us, so we decided to get drunk and smoke weed. so like an hour later, i was starring at this picture on this guys fireplace in his basement, and it started like, spinning from the inside out. I knew i was fucked right then. I totally forget what happened right after that, but i remember biting my friends toe, and eating my hand. When i noticed that i kept eating my hand. I was like, \"fuck, i have to stop doing that\" Then like 5 mins later, without even realizing it, it was in my mouth again. After a while, we decided to get up and do somthing. But my whole body felt like noodles, so i couldn\'t walk or anything. we started to play ping-pong and i sucked so bad. The ball ended up in this well kind of thing in his laundry room. So i went to go get it, and started freaking out because i thought the ball was floating over an endless whole (It was just floating on water in a deep whole) I called it \"The whole of nothingness... \" I also kept saying it was glitched n shit. When i went to get the ball the water started rippling and it was really trippy:p we also attempted to watch alice in wonderland, but it was too scary so we watched spiderman instead. The colours were really bright and mostly like fluorescent blue and red. and It was kinda 3-d and Dr. Oct\'s arms were coming out of the tv n shit. Theres alot more to tell but its too much to type.

read comments (0) Totally stoned, bro. (11) - Put the bong down, man! (8)
February 20, 2010 at 5:33 pm by Mast3rOfPupp3ts in - Stoner-Moment

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