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One day, my friend and I went out to the woods to smoke some hash and some weed. We brought like 6 Gatorades and pretzels in a backpack. When we found a good spot to sesh. we sat down and in about 15 mins, we were soo ripped, and got hungry and started eating. Half way through the bag of pretzels, i started laughing for some reason, then i choked on a mouthful of pretzels, and a few fell out of my mouth, my friend and i though i was throwing up. I was tripping so hard, cuz i didnt know why i was throwing up, But i actually wasnt... So we kept eating after that and i dropped a few pretzels and picked it up along with a few twigs, and started eating them not knowing they were twigs until my friend started laughing his ass off.

read comments (0) Totally stoned, bro. (6) - Put the bong down, man! (5)
February 20, 2010 at 5:12 pm by Mast3rOfPupp3ts in - Outdoors

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