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Last summer, after coming back from Florida for two weeks, me and my bud grabbed 4 grams, and we smoked it in these bushes near a park. It was my first time smoking for 2 weeks (since i was in Florida) and I was fucking ripped out of my mind. We made our way down to Subway, and my friend and I finished our order, and as I was about to pay, my vision started to go all blurry, and I dropped my money, and my vision it was starting to narrow, then suddenly went all grey then black, and the next thing i know, im stumbling backwards, and i blackout right in the middle of the restaurant. When i got back up (from being on the floor for 5 mins) this lady kept saying sir, sir, are you okay? I was like wtf? why are you calling me sir? So as i got up i realized that i had a huge cut on my back from falling on the pop fountain, and a small cut on my arm. This was the highlight of my summer :)

read comments (0) Totally stoned, bro. (6) - Put the bong down, man! (5)
February 14, 2010 at 8:23 pm by Mast3rOfPupp3ts in - Stoner-Moment

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