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estevan, cliff, and my story that we will continue too right Category: Writing and Poetry Ok I want you all to understand that this is most likely a story about us if you read part one it is much more eliberate, much better but i don\'t have my buddies here i will post part one on here once i find my buddy cliff on myspace but until then this is part two cliff is going too make a part three and estevan will make a part for and then so on and so on when ever we decide too stop haha. thanks for reading POLLY THE GAINT POT SMOKING PENIS 2 Polly, the airport security guy, jake, and the woman that polly and probably bill clinton had sexual relations with decided that they were all going to take a trip up too Las Vegas, now this wasn\'t just another random trip well maybe a little but not like hella random Polly being the gaint pimpin cock that he was knew a lot of women up in vegas and new some dealers with the bomb ass kush, as their flight begins too depart Polly decides that it would be a really cool idea if he lights up a fatty on the plane, he looks at the flight attendent and as he does he slowly raises this fat ass blunt up to his fat ass dick lips and lights it up. Everyone on the plane looks at him in shock and then they all smile, jake and the airport security guy (who\'s name they still don\'t know) and the chick that polly picked up, are shocked that he would do such a thing as to lighting up a big splooger on a plane, but they do not protest not in the least bit, they start passing that shit everyone starts hitting it and needless too say everyone was super high, but polly always told his buddies i could be higher, so this nigga busts out another fatty no doubt he was going to go out with a bang. They finally reach the airport they are all fuckin stoned out of there minds polly walks out with his big ass grin and says while he laughs \"I\'m so high right now!\" smoke billows out of the plane door and floods the airport they proceed too walk out of the plane there were too dogs waiting for them, the funny thing was these little fuckers got high as well from all that god damn smoke up in that mother fuckin plane. They make it too there hotel, The Rio and decided too hit up one of the people that polly knew because polly smoked all the pot on the flight there. Polly tries too dial the phone and as he does he looks in the mirror and says, \"Has anyone else noticed that i am a huge dick, or am i just trippin out.\" They all laugh as polly falls on the ground and a voice on the phone says, \"Hola\" polly looks at the phone and laughs \"Hey man you got the weed?\" the voice on the phone replied \"Que?\" polly looked at the phone confused and appologized like \"Dude i\'m sorry i\'m really high and dialed the wrong number my bad dude.\" And hung up. Now Polly tried again he got the number right and they drove down too get there weed. Polly looked at the guys and was all like \"Fuck man i\'m trippin balls i think that this shit is laced.\" they look at him and he starts screaming for them too pull over the car and that there is a huge flying cow behind them, not knowing what too do they stop the car and let Polly talk too his fake ass cow.

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February 10, 2010 at 3:22 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment