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Ok so i had just finished a blunt of some of the best weed from Cali to myself. In other words i was ripped. I had been high before and knew i was stoned but didn\'t think much of it. Well i was sitting on my couch just starring at the carpet not saying a word. I guess i had fallen asleep because i woke up two hours later in my bed. My room was covered in uncooked ramen noodles and hot sauce. All my clothes were off their hanger. Worst of all my dog was walking really funny. Thats when i noticed my balls were covered in honey and my flaccid dick had a shit covered condom on it. What a trip.

read comments (0) Totally stoned, bro. (2) - Put the bong down, man! (7)
January 30, 2010 at 1:48 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out

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