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If only we lived in a world where being stoned wasn\'t so socially unacceptable. I\'m stoned now and i can honestly say causing any harm or damage to anything, anyone or even myself is the last thing I want to do. Why is getting shit-faced drunk legal while getting high is not? Unfair. In my opinion the world could use a little more weed :)

read comments (0) Totally stoned, bro. (22) - Put the bong down, man! (3)
September 11, 2010 at 5:17 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
im so stoned i looked up \"im so stoned\" in google and this is what showed up

read comments (1) Totally stoned, bro. (17) - Put the bong down, man! (1)
September 9, 2010 at 1:03 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
these two flys keep landing on my arm.

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September 8, 2010 at 3:29 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
So my friend and I are getting toasted and I pass out while she is on the internet trying to learn about the most extreme vacation places around the world... first thing she says when I wake up: \"Apparently there\'s nowhere you can go to watch the war.\"

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September 8, 2010 at 3:16 pm by mandy0052 in - Stoner-Moment
im stuck in palmy 4 3 weeks a new noone here that sells. no bud 4 six days strait... ): then some random with dude from the library got me some ^-^ i was istting at a empty skate park (except 4 me a 2 people i just met) and i swore i could here people n skateboards eeeverywhere 0.0 and the trees were shrinking...

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September 12, 2010 at 9:42 am by emostoner in - Bug-Out

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