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me and my friend rach were baked as fuck driving around. we pull up to a stop light and theres this hot ass guy. he waves at us so we roll down the window and say \"heeeey baby\" all sexy and he goes \"your headlights aren\'t on\".
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July 26, 2010 at 12:04 pm by igby012 in - Stoner-Moment
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July 26, 2010 at 12:04 pm by igby012 in - Stoner-Moment
I wanted to fall asleep to the sound of television static so I spent about forty five minutes trying to find a website that I could get a full screen, looping, video of static. When I finally found one I realized I also have a TV. Then I ate a bacon cheese and maple syrup sandwich. Fuck I was stoned.
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July 26, 2010 at 2:24 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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July 26, 2010 at 2:24 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
At a small houme friends and one of my friends had nv hit a gravity bong. She takes two hits and sits on the couch for 30 mins without moving FREAKS the fuck out and tells us to call 911 shes dying. I say if the cops come im out girl. I throw a glass of water on her face and she starts laughing. what a relief.
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August 1, 2010 at 2:23 am by PipePrincess;) in - Party
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August 1, 2010 at 2:23 am by PipePrincess;) in - Party
I smoked a cigarette for 10 minutes before realizing I hadn\'t lit it. FIS
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July 31, 2010 at 8:37 am by stonedfuck in - Stoner-Moment
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July 31, 2010 at 8:37 am by stonedfuck in - Stoner-Moment
One time, me and two of my girlfriends were smoking in her backyard by her tent and when she went in the tent to pack, the other girl dared me to kiss her. I did.
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August 1, 2010 at 12:47 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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August 1, 2010 at 12:47 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors