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so me and my best friend blake decided to smoke some nugs, we went through a quarter in a half hour. next thing i know, were at mcdonalds making an attempt to order 9 mcdoubles. blake cant talk he is laughing so hard, and since he\'s laughing, its making him laugh even harder. i walk up there all calm and normal, say my order, try and hand this ugly fat chick the money, but my hand is shaking so bad i end up dropping the money all over the counter.. (did i mention we attempted to pay for 9 mcdoubles with change?) FI(was)S!

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January 1, 2010 at 1:47 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment

Freshman year of college I was really high and drunk and wanted some grilled cheese. The problem was I didn\'t have any pans or anything like that. I found two pieces of bread and string cheese, I was elated. All I had to do now was figure out how to cook it. I had the great idea of just turning on the electric range on the stove downstairs, waiting until it got red hot and putting everything on it. It didn\'t work so well, everything just burnt and melted all over the stove. Man, I really wanted some grilled cheese.

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September 12, 2009 at 12:47 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment

How does this rap sound. Please leave comments.Rollin on the bus Rolling on the bus in the morn, listen to the horn, we all sitting in a dorm, with collage kids smoking up the dome. Then they pass o it this way to me, cus I m the one who lit up that good cherry. Now we chillin and blazing, as we zoom down the streets a curvin, even the bus driver be crazin, hit a red light and stop on the spot, better stop soon before we get caught, fuck that bullshit I ain\'t no cop, let\'s keep smoking this shit all the way to the top. (sirens) oh fuck it\'s time to quit, I ain\'t gettin caught with this shit. Up the stairs come the pigs, lookin at evryone and there diggs, now he comin down the aisle lokkin for that green pile, standin in front o me, he says was it you who lit that cherry? Then I get an idea and I yell to the bitch, come smoke this shit with us don\'t be a snitch! So now we all blazed Rollin in the morn, got the cops with us we all on board, smokin all that shit lookin like we ain\'t gona quit but then, oh shit, we out of weed. 

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February 20, 2010 at 3:02 am by Johnnyboy94 in - Stoner-Moment

one time me and my friend went into Wal-Mart to buy jellow to make jellow shots. We see that the small boxes are having a sale and are only $1. We think that getting 15 of the $1 jellows will be cheaper then buying two of the big ones for $2 each. FI(was)S

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February 21, 2010 at 11:34 pm by jenn_gurl in - Stoner-Moment

Wow. This just happened. I woke up, put on a t shirt, hit my bong, took the shirt off again, made espresso, hit the bong, played with my hair, downloaded a new album, drank more espresso, and re-packed that bowl and hit it again before I (due to a complete lack of momentum) simply typed the words \"I\'m stoned.\" into Google. Here I am.

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July 5, 2010 at 3:30 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment