I was trying one of those I-doser things that are supposed to get you high with hypnotizing sounds, I was like "man this feels just like being high on weed" Then I remembered I had just smoked a bowl a few minutes earlier. FIS
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July 28, 2010 at 2:04 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]
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July 28, 2010 at 2:04 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]
Why am I locked outside of a mattress room
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July 27, 2010 at 12:39 pm by tecomtt in - Stoner-Moment [+]
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July 27, 2010 at 12:39 pm by tecomtt in - Stoner-Moment [+]
Got my friend's cat so high it ate a pencil.
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July 27, 2010 at 6:49 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]
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July 27, 2010 at 6:49 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]
I wanted to fall asleep to the sound of television static so I spent about forty five minutes trying to find a website that I could get a full screen, looping, video of static. When I finally found one I realized I also have a TV. Then I ate a bacon cheese and maple syrup sandwich. Fuck I was stoned.
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July 26, 2010 at 2:24 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]
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July 26, 2010 at 2:24 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]
me and my friend rach were baked as fuck driving around. we pull up to a stop light and theres this hot ass guy. he waves at us so we roll down the window and say "heeeey baby" all sexy and he goes "your headlights aren't on".
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July 26, 2010 at 12:04 pm by igby012 in - Stoner-Moment [+]
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July 26, 2010 at 12:04 pm by igby012 in - Stoner-Moment [+]
well i went out got angry everyone was smoking weed without me then finally got my zoot smoked it and it was so nice and had some super cheese and i was fucked on the bus and so prang i thought i was gunna die and i'm laying on my bed so stoned you couldn't believe. ganja all day everyday
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July 25, 2010 at 7:30 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]
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July 25, 2010 at 7:30 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]
My buddy and I were outa weed, so we made hash outa the resin in all 3 of our wicked big slides, and the kief in both our grinders. 2 hours later we're still smokin this hash bowl out of a mini-bong and we're higher than either of us had been since 4-20...FIS
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July 22, 2010 at 7:47 pm by foliage in - Stoner-Moment [+]
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July 22, 2010 at 7:47 pm by foliage in - Stoner-Moment [+]
So. I went to school today, summer school that is. Toked on my pipe. Saw Eclipse, it's epic while stoned. Came home, made a joint. Smoked said joint. Typed into google. "I'm stoned". Well, here I am. Fuck I'm Stoned.
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July 20, 2010 at 10:13 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]
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July 20, 2010 at 10:13 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]
Have spent about 10 minutes wondering why I got a picture of an asian guy when I was google image-ing the Vice President's name only to look down and realize instead of writing "Joe Biden" I had written "Jackie Chan".
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July 18, 2010 at 9:39 pm by claera in - Stoner-Moment [+]
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July 18, 2010 at 9:39 pm by claera in - Stoner-Moment [+]
you know your fucking stoned when your in the mirror for two hours trying to do the rock's eyebrow. you know when he raises one and the other one is normal. fuck im stone!
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July 18, 2010 at 8:13 pm by torei.qeexo in - Stoner-Moment [+]
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July 18, 2010 at 8:13 pm by torei.qeexo in - Stoner-Moment [+]