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Me and a couple friends hit the blunt in the car on the way to Subway after football camp, as we were getting to Subway my phone rings, so I answer, and the Subway guy starts asking me what I want.....I got so confused with the two voices that I kept the phone to my ear without talking into it while pointing out ingredients, when I got to the cash I had forgotten I had ordered a sub, and argued with the girl that I didnt owe her any money and didnt know anything about a sandwich.....FIS

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March 1, 2010 at 8:04 pm by G86 in - Stoner-Moment [+]

Went to a co-workers place after work to hit the gravity bong, for the first time!!! After my walkthrough, which was way too long cause she was stoned and tried to explain 3 times, hit the smoothest bong ever.....after about 2 hours and 10 huge hits, remembered I had to help my dad, bounced home, where my dad told me I was 2 hours late, but to drive the truck home anyways....After 10 minutes 2 block drive, finally got to go to sleep, but not before drinking milk from the bag......I was afraid the bag would smell like weed in the morning, so I down the whole bag right there......Fuck I was Stoned

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March 1, 2010 at 7:50 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

Im so stoned i tried to sign up for the website thing and you know the random words at the end you have to type to prove you're not a computer or something? I couldn't spell 'em. I was too stoned. I'm not a computer, but I failed because I was too stoned to spell. It took like...10 minutes. jesus...

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February 26, 2010 at 11:31 pm by mastergrumpus in - Stoner-Moment [+]

My friends and I were sitting in one of my friend's apartment, smoking bowl after bowl. Around the...4th bowl a debate broke out over ducks, and a the owner of the apartment posted a rule on her wall saying we weren't allowed to talk about ducks, but she said she put it up there to encourage duck-themed conversation. Then eventually we all came to the conclusion that emotions are drugs. FIS

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February 25, 2010 at 12:47 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

one time me and my friend went into Wal-Mart to buy jellow to make jellow shots. We see that the small boxes are having a sale and are only $1. We think that getting 15 of the $1 jellows will be cheaper then buying two of the big ones for $2 each. FI(was)S

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February 21, 2010 at 10:34 pm by jenn_gurl in - Stoner-Moment [+]

So I was hanging out at my friends house, and we were smoking a fat ass blunt & I leaned back in my chair, and seconds later heard a loud 'meow' & didn't know that I had leaned on the cat.. woops.

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February 20, 2010 at 4:37 pm by thisistefanie in - Stoner-Moment [+]

- Dont Be Too Lazy To Read This!! -A few friends and I got some shrooms, and they took a while to hit us, so we decided to get drunk and smoke weed. so like an hour later, i was starring at this picture on this guys fireplace in his basement, and it started like, spinning from the inside out. I knew i was fucked right then. I totally forget what happened right after that, but i remember biting my friends toe, and eating my hand. When i noticed that i kept eating my hand. I was like, "fuck, i have to stop doing that" Then like 5 mins later, without even realizing it, it was in my mouth again. After a while, we decided to get up and do somthing. But my whole body felt like noodles, so i couldn't walk or anything. we started to play ping-pong and i sucked so bad. The ball ended up in this well kind of thing in his laundry room. So i went to go get it, and started freaking out because i thought the ball was floating over an endless whole (It was just floating on water in a deep whole) I called it "The whole of nothingness... " I also kept saying it was glitched n shit. When i went to get the ball the water started rippling and it was really trippy:p we also attempted to watch alice in wonderland, but it was too scary so we watched spiderman instead. The colours were really bright and mostly like fluorescent blue and red. and It was kinda 3-d and Dr. Oct's arms were coming out of the tv n shit. Theres alot more to tell but its too much to type.

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February 20, 2010 at 4:33 pm by Mast3rOfPupp3ts in - Stoner-Moment [+]

How does this rap sound. Please leave comments.Rollin on the bus Rolling on the bus in the morn, listen to the horn, we all sitting in a dorm, with collage kids smoking up the dome. Then they pass o it this way to me, cus I m the one who lit up that good cherry. Now we chillin and blazing, as we zoom down the streets a curvin, even the bus driver be crazin, hit a red light and stop on the spot, better stop soon before we get caught, fuck that bullshit I ain't no cop, let's keep smoking this shit all the way to the top. (sirens) oh fuck it's time to quit, I ain't gettin caught with this shit. Up the stairs come the pigs, lookin at evryone and there diggs, now he comin down the aisle lokkin for that green pile, standin in front o me, he says was it you who lit that cherry? Then I get an idea and I yell to the bitch, come smoke this shit with us don't be a snitch! So now we all blazed Rollin in the morn, got the cops with us we all on board, smokin all that shit lookin like we ain't gona quit but then, oh shit, we out of weed. 

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February 20, 2010 at 2:02 am by Johnnyboy94 in - Stoner-Moment [+]

Me and my buddy got ripped in the woods and i got the worst cottonmouth ever. So i decided to try some bong water. It was so nasty i gagged and almost puked. After awhile I was still thirsty so i had another sip and started all over. FIS

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February 16, 2010 at 11:08 pm by metal4life43 in - Stoner-Moment [+]

Last summer, after coming back from Florida for two weeks, me and my bud grabbed 4 grams, and we smoked it in these bushes near a park. It was my first time smoking for 2 weeks (since i was in Florida) and I was fucking ripped out of my mind. We made our way down to Subway, and my friend and I finished our order, and as I was about to pay, my vision started to go all blurry, and I dropped my money, and my vision it was starting to narrow, then suddenly went all grey then black, and the next thing i know, im stumbling backwards, and i blackout right in the middle of the restaurant. When i got back up (from being on the floor for 5 mins) this lady kept saying sir, sir, are you okay? I was like wtf? why are you calling me sir? So as i got up i realized that i had a huge cut on my back from falling on the pop fountain, and a small cut on my arm. This was the highlight of my summer :)

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February 14, 2010 at 7:23 pm by Mast3rOfPupp3ts in - Stoner-Moment [+]