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10:30 at night. One big bowl, all in one huge ass toke. Sitting here for I don't know how long just staring at the screen. So, so done. :D

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January 13, 2012 at 1:28 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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So stoned that i actually googled fuck im stoned and came across this.

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January 11, 2012 at 4:57 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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i really cant decide .. what would give most pussy? Being able to meditate with talking pandas .. or have a penguin as a pet.. FIS

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January 9, 2012 at 3:58 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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i'm high and i shampooed my hair and i drooled the shampoo on my head and i stood up and went to eat cookies and then i typed in google i'm stoned and i'm here and it took 5 trials to sign up and now here me

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January 8, 2012 at 2:54 pm by merdaccia in - Stoner-Moment
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ohh man im so high right now and i needed the giggles and i thought to myself where is the best place to get the giggles of crazy ass storys!!! this place rocks my socks, man i need a blow job.. press "smoke on bro" if you really want a blow job too !!!! watching something about gypsys on tv, scat man !!!! WHOOOSSAAAA

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January 8, 2012 at 2:44 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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On January 6th: "looks like they are getting ready to start selling christmas trees"

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January 7, 2012 at 7:00 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Im so stoned i typed in fuck im too stoned help! I should not have eaten the second nutella biscuit. We are imitating animals in my room. Shit..

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January 7, 2012 at 6:17 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I cut a branch from my plants. Now i'm fuckin' stoned when i should be studying for a test.

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January 4, 2012 at 11:10 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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i just smoked one nice fucking joint right now.. at home, alone.. i need to stop fuckin evaporating.. faaacckkk..... lets go with it... :D

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January 3, 2012 at 5:24 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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sometimes my morning breath + hella dro reminds me of stale cheerios.

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January 3, 2012 at 12:26 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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