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Today, my girlfriend and I got stoned together. We got naked and things were getting hot. Then she thought my dick was a hotdog and tried to eat it. I for some reason believed her and asked her to bite me off a piece. Fuck we were stoned.

read comments (0) Totally stoned, bro. (0) - Put the bong down, man! (7)
July 5, 2010 at 6:57 pm by stonerboner in - Sex
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The other night, my boyfriend and I were enjoying many bowls in my bong and then we decided to have sex. So as I was on top and we were getting really into it, i lean down and ask him how he liked it and he goes "oh yeah baby.. i love to feel the back of you with the tip of my pussy." I started laughing so uncontrollably, I had to stop for a second. He just looked at me and was confused then realized what he just said with the funniest look on his face. FIS.

read comments (0) Totally stoned, bro. (7) - Put the bong down, man! (3)
June 20, 2010 at 11:51 pm by lilmissganjagirl in - Sex
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I smoked four blunts at the park with some pals, and was on my way home after some carousing when two local sluts fiending for thizz cash offered to suck my dick for five dollars. Best I ever spent, and I'm still high. FIS.

read comments (0) Totally stoned, bro. (0) - Put the bong down, man! (4)
June 14, 2010 at 11:22 pm by Anonymous in - Sex
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Last night we got baked at my mates and woke up in his bed with a bit of a sore bum. Five minutes or so later he walks into his room and said he woke up on the kitchen floor with half a cream cheese sandwich on his cheek and a huge black dildo in his hand. FIS.

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May 19, 2010 at 9:16 pm by Jake Gallagher in - Sex
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I was extemely stoned some days ago me and my girlfriend we're having sex and she started giving me a blow job and as she was giving my head i for some reason jerked and i peed a bit in her mouth. FUCK I WAS STONED & TRippn

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May 2, 2010 at 3:08 pm by Anonymous in - Sex
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One night my ex-boyfriend and I wanted to have sex after we'd just gotten really baked. He went into the kitchen and brought back cool whip to put on and lick off of me. He started kissing me and trying to fool around but I was too busy eating the cool whip with my hands to pay any attention to him. FIS.

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October 13, 2009 at 9:33 pm by neufvies in - Sex
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