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i love when my brother blows tokes in my face when im sleeping, and i wake up stoned af, o:)

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January 13, 2012 at 7:42 pm by Anonymous in - Sex
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i decided to ask my mom for weed fuck im stoned

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December 15, 2011 at 4:28 am by Anonymous in - Sex
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So stoned, not even deleting the porn history. fuck society.

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August 18, 2011 at 11:41 am by WeedPrincess in - Sex
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Every time my boyfriend and I smoke I get super frisky and we fuck like porn stars. Just smoked a bowl!

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August 14, 2011 at 9:18 pm by Anonymous in - Sex
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You've hit the ball out the park! Icnrdeblie!

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May 5, 2011 at 5:19 am by Anonymous in - Sex
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i WAS SMOKING A COUPLE OFBLUNTS WITH MY ROOMATES, ALL FEMALES ONE MALE( I AM FEMALE) AND we decided to play truth and dare. everytime it got to me I would say dare, for as horny i was/ nd once finally they said Kiss Malissaa so Idid,and we started to play seven minutes in heaven,and I got put it with malissa,and we startes getting hot,and naked,nd had sex, well the guy jason,walked in,and closed the door,and got naked,and starting getting hot with us<<333 well..that was my fanazy. as long as we had pizza.

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March 6, 2011 at 12:25 pm by Anonymous in - Sex
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today i smoked two blunts before a bj by my girl friend, i farted very silently an started laughin, she stopped and said " find someone else then!" fuck iwas stoned

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November 11, 2010 at 10:15 am by Anonymous in - Sex
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Man, I'm so stoned at work and i'm speaking to my boss who does not have a clue what's flyin'.

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October 5, 2010 at 1:30 pm by Anonymous in - Sex
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Today, my girlfriend and I got stoned together. We got naked and things were getting hot. Then she thought my dick was a hotdog and tried to eat it. I for some reason believed her and asked her to bite me off a piece. Fuck we were stoned.

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July 5, 2010 at 6:57 pm by stonerboner in - Sex
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The other night, my boyfriend and I were enjoying many bowls in my bong and then we decided to have sex. So as I was on top and we were getting really into it, i lean down and ask him how he liked it and he goes "oh yeah baby.. i love to feel the back of you with the tip of my pussy." I started laughing so uncontrollably, I had to stop for a second. He just looked at me and was confused then realized what he just said with the funniest look on his face. FIS.

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June 20, 2010 at 11:51 pm by lilmissganjagirl in - Sex
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