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Had a going away party at work for me before I went off to college, buddy brught HUGE bag, hotboxed my car, then went on partying. Left my car at work to walk to buddies GFs place, had a debate about who had stronger abs and punched each other in the stomach about ten times, found a pickup truck with a cooler downtown, ripped off about 10 beers, chucked two empty bottles at passing cars. After having a 3 hour debate about why watching the Basketball Diaries was better than cartoons at this point, noticed the sun coming up, and almost fucked my buddies GF. At work the next day, co-worker told us about crazy drunks screaming "Punch me in the stomach" outside her house at 3am.....HAHA, didn't think anyone saw us.....FIS

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April 8, 2010 at 3:32 pm by G86 in - Party [+]

I was at a party the first time i got seriously baked, and I was sitting by the bonfire. Whenever someone shifted the logs and they sparked, I was convinced the sparks were spelling out words that I had to understand to stop something bad from happening (I dunno what, but something.) FI(was)S

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February 22, 2010 at 12:29 am by Anonymous in - Party [+]

So this one time, I was smoking in my friends car, and he had turned off the A/c because the lighter kept going out. So as we were hitting the bong, I kept sweating, and eventually, I realized...My face was melting, and i started freaking out, cause there was NO way my face could be sweating that much.

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November 30, 2009 at 8:59 am by HocusBogus in - Party [+]

I got high at a friend's house party. She has these elephant statues. I laughed, flat out, for a full 20 minutes at them. I then had to go to work and I still couldn't stop laughing. Fuck, I was stoned.

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November 10, 2009 at 2:52 pm by Anonymous in - Party [+]

Was on the way to a weed party in someones garden (someones dad driving). Stopped off at a petrol station for beers (8 of us.. all 17+dad) "Are you buying these minors alcohol, Sir?" the attendant asked. "They're my sons." the dad replied. Back in the car, the dad turned down a stella for a hit. We arrive, many joints go back and fourth, i fall asleep in someones garden, ruining the flowers. I am now known as Sleeping Beauty.

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October 22, 2009 at 3:08 pm by Anonymous in - Party [+]