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I was at a party the first time i got seriously baked, and I was sitting by the bonfire. Whenever someone shifted the logs and they sparked, I was convinced the sparks were spelling out words that I had to understand to stop something bad from happening (I dunno what, but something.) FI(was)S

read comments (0) Totally stoned, bro. (2) - Put the bong down, man! (0)
February 21, 2010 at 11:29 pm by Anonymous in - Party [+]

So this one time, I was smoking in my friends car, and he had turned off the A/c because the lighter kept going out. So as we were hitting the bong, I kept sweating, and eventually, I realized...My face was melting, and i started freaking out, cause there was NO way my face could be sweating that much.

read comments (0) Totally stoned, bro. (5) - Put the bong down, man! (15)
November 30, 2009 at 7:59 am by HocusBogus in - Party [+]

I got high at a friend's house party. She has these elephant statues. I laughed, flat out, for a full 20 minutes at them. I then had to go to work and I still couldn't stop laughing. Fuck, I was stoned.

read comments (0) Totally stoned, bro. (6) - Put the bong down, man! (2)
November 10, 2009 at 1:52 pm by Anonymous in - Party [+]

Was on the way to a weed party in someones garden (someones dad driving). Stopped off at a petrol station for beers (8 of us.. all 17+dad) "Are you buying these minors alcohol, Sir?" the attendant asked. "They're my sons." the dad replied. Back in the car, the dad turned down a stella for a hit. We arrive, many joints go back and fourth, i fall asleep in someones garden, ruining the flowers. I am now known as Sleeping Beauty.

read comments (0) Totally stoned, bro. (9) - Put the bong down, man! (5)
October 22, 2009 at 2:08 pm by Anonymous in - Party [+]