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I was laying in my front yard and I saw an ant crawling on me then it vanished and I though what if the ants are going in my body and fixing my organs so I can be a super hero for their town! Fis

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July 7, 2010 at 9:59 pm by stone420 in - Outdoors [+]

On a summer night, some friends and went to this local parkk where we usually smoke, we gott some new stuff from the club, after 3 blunts and 5 bowls we forgott where we were, then we saw what we thought was a police car and startd running, when the car passed by we found out it was just a taxi cab, Stupid litt!!

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July 5, 2010 at 4:35 pm by Anonymous in - Outdoors [+]

me and my friends were smoking and i really wanted a mcdonalds. like really wanted it so bad. so we spent about 3 hours trying to find the nearest mcdonalds. then we realized that we dont have mcdonalds anymore in iceland. i cried.

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June 27, 2010 at 2:09 am by rosa-bjort in - Outdoors [+]

I was working on the set of a Victorian era detective drama, when I had a few definite moments to myself. I sneaked out, and blazed behind a tool shed. Just as I get back to the background actor holding area, they come to collect us all, so I shuffle into a van packed with people wearing 1800s clothing, and we all drive to a golf course, where we proceeded to shoot a scene where a detective bicycles up to, and climbs into a rising hot air balloon. I was so baked; there were horses, and 1800s props everywhere, and a ton of film crew just behind it all. It was really weird. I kept thinking about how flat the ground is, and how we all stick out from it...

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June 18, 2010 at 3:22 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors [+]

One time me and some of my buddies were smoking joints out near a hospital and this bus stopped and when it pulled away there was this girl just standing there staring at us and she stood there for what seemed like ten minutes in the middle of the road staring at us and then she started moving towards us and just walked right past us. We were convinced she was a demon. FIS

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June 16, 2010 at 12:04 pm by hrockafeller in - Outdoors [+]

One time a friend and I met up at the lake to get stoned. We started busting up weed to roll a joint before realizing we didn't have any rolling papers. So we walked to the convenience store and bought some, and then walked back to the lake. (10 minute walk each way). Then I rolled us a joint and we realized that we didn't have a lighter. So we walked back to the same store and bought a lighter and then headed back to the spot. We smoked the joint and headed back for a third time to the same store, to get munchies. We were served by the same cashier all 3 times too. FIS

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May 23, 2010 at 11:12 pm by Anonymous in - Outdoors [+]

Im much too high to type this but anyways fuck it , last night me and my mate rhys were smokin some beautiful green and we decided to go for a ride on his moped. so we did and after what felt like an hour we pulled in to make another joint and spotted a field with a gate and a huge gap then bushes anyway i thought the gap was a huge fence and i was tryin to climb it and rhys said 'Your Fucked Arent You' i murmered 'Yeah.' FIS

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May 10, 2010 at 8:09 am by jad02f in - Outdoors [+]

A couple weeks ago me and three friends went to a nature park to smoke off the trails. We climbed pretty far down a rocky steep path and found the perfect smoke spot on these smooth rocks. We sat there and smoked for a while and were pretty blazed when one of my friends started being paranoid and freaking out that people were coming. He went up the path to check and then decided to pee in the woods, which is when I realized that people really were coming, so I yelled for him to come back and we took off through the woods and scaled part of a huge cliff that overlooked a trail and found our new spot and smoked more. Then all of a sudden, we heard a car pulling up and then we realized it was a cop! We ran off and scaled the rest of the huge ass cliff and then ran to the car and drove away. I still smoke in that park!

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March 28, 2010 at 4:38 pm by goldenslumbers in - Outdoors [+]

My friend and I were in this little unfinished cabin in Maine, and we had already smoked 3 half G blunts, so were pretty fucking stoned already. Then we Filled the bowl of our hookah (his name was George Forman). After smoking all of that, we look up and realize that we're so high we're tripping. Next thing we know, it's an hour later and we're still just sitting on the floor, out of our minds! The rest of the night is lost. Fuck we were stoned!

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February 23, 2010 at 6:21 pm by Anonymous in - Outdoors [+]

One day, my friend and I went out to the woods to smoke some hash and some weed. We brought like 6 Gatorades and pretzels in a backpack. When we found a good spot to sesh. we sat down and in about 15 mins, we were soo ripped, and got hungry and started eating. Half way through the bag of pretzels, i started laughing for some reason, then i choked on a mouthful of pretzels, and a few fell out of my mouth, my friend and i though i was throwing up. I was tripping so hard, cuz i didnt know why i was throwing up, But i actually wasnt... So we kept eating after that and i dropped a few pretzels and picked it up along with a few twigs, and started eating them not knowing they were twigs until my friend started laughing his ass off.

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February 20, 2010 at 5:12 pm by Mast3rOfPupp3ts in - Outdoors [+]