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Sitting by the river with a gorgeous view of the city. This makes me feel so pretty ...

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December 29, 2011 at 8:45 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors Share Story [+]

Sitting down in the park watching the moon rise and I feel motion sickness due to the motion of the earth rotating FIS

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December 12, 2011 at 6:29 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors Share Story [+]

In summer we smoked ''little'' to much. We were sitting on some branches and we all love to play Doodle jump when high. So one friend asked some to borrow the phone so he could play. After 5 minutes of browsing his phone menu, he passes the phone to him. After several minutes he said. Where's the game? You opened flash light application!

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December 6, 2011 at 11:35 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors Share Story [+]

Sitting here in my bedroom, hanging out the window with my pipe and the lights off to avoid detection. Tonight I finish the last of my stash! RIP little buddy, the first 50 I ever bought xx

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December 6, 2011 at 9:10 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors Share Story [+]

Walking down the sidewalk with my boyfriend, the traffic light goes on red, we wait until it's green to continue walking fis

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September 16, 2011 at 4:51 pm by xOpiumDreamsx in - Outdoors Share Story [+]

Yo tits, I'm stonied. Any who, me and my homefry got shitted on and decided it was time for a hikaroonie. We trek for about 15 minutes(equivalent to about 4 stoner years) into the woods behind my abode. We cross a river and begin to feel an odd sense of contentment emanating from a specific point in the forest. We emerge from the foliage, to find a tree with a face, legs, and a vagina(with a baby pube in the form of a leaf). We dubbed him Rufus the Nudist, and he provides the gnarliest of bud. Hit him up, just think of his face and click your heels together twice. -Deuces

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July 6, 2011 at 8:53 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors Share Story [+]

Smokin in the woods man. Feeding that fire!

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June 7, 2011 at 1:45 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors Share Story [+]

My coach told me I could've killed someone with my soccer cleet because I was playing high hmmm I guess if someone was holding some red and pink starburst I could

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April 28, 2011 at 2:43 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors Share Story [+]

One of the stupidest things I ever did when stoned was walk over 5 miles, at 3 am, across countryside, to go to Tesco and get some food... or more specifically, cheese Doritos. I was with a mate, and we smoked some at about 1:30am, drank some beer, and watched some TV. Then we got a massive case of the munchies, and on realising there was no food in the house, decided to walk from my farm to the nearest Tesco. The journey was pretty uneventful, although my mate was really freaked out when we were walking through this wooded area. Ahhh good times.

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December 21, 2010 at 6:17 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors Share Story [+]

One time, me and two of my girlfriends were smoking in her backyard by her tent and when she went in the tent to pack, the other girl dared me to kiss her. I did.

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August 1, 2010 at 12:47 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors Share Story [+]