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The first time I ever smoked. My friend has been smoking for years before this so he was freaking the funk out of me. The worst thing he did was make this noise like he was chaining me down. Of course I believed him. He proceeded to chain every part of my body with nothing but air. I was so fucking stoned.

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January 30, 2010 at 12:45 pm by Anonymous in - Newbies
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The first time I ever ripped a gravity bong, I thought I was in the year 1997. FIS.

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January 26, 2010 at 5:45 pm by ewils79 in - Newbies
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One time i was over my friends house and his little brother and his friend came over and wanted to try smoking pot. I was trippen on cid and rolled this imaculate blunt had no idea how i did it. but my friends little brothers friend starts talking trash to me and how he could smoke more then me AND IT WAS HIS FIRST TIME. so i sit him down hand him my work of art and i was like let me spark it and you can smoke the entire thing. just hand it to me after your done. took 1 hit of it and was laughing and fell asleep 30 minutes later. but in his defense the blunts diameter was about the size of a quater.

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December 27, 2009 at 9:38 am by radioactivesp00ns in - Newbies
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I was smoking weed with my friend today and it was his first time smoking. He was smoking the bong and took a huge rip, but then coughed into the bong. It sprayed bong water everywhere. I was so high all I could do was laugh as my friend was throwing up from coughing so hard. FIS.

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September 11, 2009 at 6:51 am by Anonymous in - Newbies
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