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the story is me and my girlfriend got super high smoking out of my bubbler and after all the product was gone she began to mess with me about drinking the water in the bubbler and she would give me 20 buck and after she gave me the money she would take a sip but see it didn't work out like that i take a little bit of it in my mouth then she said i'am not doing that also i'am not getting the money she either way i was screwed it was nasty by the way Fuck I'm Stoned

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June 26, 2010 at 11:32 pm by TrippinCccs in - Newbies [+]

One time me and a friend were in Starbucks after smoking a joint, and decided to part ways for the night. But before we did, we had to divide up the weed we had bought together. Not having a scale on us, my friend said he trusted me to evenly split it up, and we only had about 3 grams total anyways. So I went to the bathroom and proceeded to divide up our weed. This particular bathroom was a small single toilet and sink with a locking door so I locked the door behind me and at some point someone tried to enter, which they couldn't since the door was locked. I thought nothing of this and finished up and then left the bathroom. I walked out and my friend was nowhere to be seen. So I called his cell phone. Turns out it was a cop who wanted to use the bathroom. I never saw a cop or cruiser so I could only assume he left to try somewhere else. However, my buddy freaked out when he saw the cop head to the washroom, and ran for about 3 blocks before stopping, because he thought I was busted.

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May 23, 2010 at 11:24 pm by Anonymous in - Newbies [+]

The first time I ever smoked. My friend has been smoking for years before this so he was freaking the funk out of me. The worst thing he did was make this noise like he was chaining me down. Of course I believed him. He proceeded to chain every part of my body with nothing but air. I was so fucking stoned.

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January 30, 2010 at 1:45 pm by Anonymous in - Newbies [+]

The first time I ever ripped a gravity bong, I thought I was in the year 1997. FIS.

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January 26, 2010 at 6:45 pm by ewils79 in - Newbies [+]

One time i was over my friends house and his little brother and his friend came over and wanted to try smoking pot. I was trippen on cid and rolled this imaculate blunt had no idea how i did it. but my friends little brothers friend starts talking trash to me and how he could smoke more then me AND IT WAS HIS FIRST TIME. so i sit him down hand him my work of art and i was like let me spark it and you can smoke the entire thing. just hand it to me after your done. took 1 hit of it and was laughing and fell asleep 30 minutes later. but in his defense the blunts diameter was about the size of a quater.

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December 27, 2009 at 10:38 am by radioactivesp00ns in - Newbies [+]

I was smoking weed with my friend today and it was his first time smoking. He was smoking the bong and took a huge rip, but then coughed into the bong. It sprayed bong water everywhere. I was so high all I could do was laugh as my friend was throwing up from coughing so hard. FIS.

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September 11, 2009 at 7:51 am by Anonymous in - Newbies [+]