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So we are sitting here reading the site (After a hollowed blunt and hash)and my buddy goes "What does tha muthafuxkin FIS stand for" we reply "Fuck I"M STONED!" and just started laughing

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December 27, 2011 at 2:03 am by Anonymous in - Newbies Share Story [+]

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit i am numb...too lazy to even press the space bar..

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December 16, 2011 at 4:28 pm by Anonymous in - Newbies Share Story [+]

im just happy

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November 14, 2011 at 5:13 am by Anonymous in - Newbies Share Story [+]

sat in my front room high as fuck with a mate and i googled fuck 'i'm stoned'.... here i am

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November 11, 2011 at 6:12 pm by Anonymous in - Newbies Share Story [+]

I googled 'i'm stonned' and ended up on this site, telling you this story, peace!

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October 25, 2011 at 6:48 pm by Anonymous in - Newbies Share Story [+]

My parents just walked in on me while i was smoking a joint. They saw that i had two more rolled. Instead of yelling they sat down next to me and pulled out a lighter and smoked the next too with me.

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September 4, 2011 at 12:05 am by Anonymous in - Newbies Share Story [+]

i came here. i read. i can't remember what i just read, but i think that's just about right

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August 31, 2011 at 2:28 am by NewmyNewm in - Newbies Share Story [+]

mAAAATE. my head is swaying but I can't stop it!!? Fuck I'm stoned!

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July 26, 2011 at 8:55 pm by Anonymous in - Newbies Share Story [+]

so my first time smoking weed was very premature, i wasn't inhaling enough or treating mary jane just like any cigarette. So last week i went all out on a spliff held my inhalation for 6 seconds and slowly puffed in and out. At first i totally felt fine till i started feeling a sudden sensation on my hip bone and every passing thought just left me with an unwanted smirk on my face... I decided to be adventurous and next went for a bong hit, cherry flavoured i still remember the flavour 4 strong hits later every conversation had an echo and when i finished a sentence i laughed really loud as what i said replayed in my mind, standing up just made things more euphoric... Best sensation i'd ever felt my state of mind was making my life go all technicolour :)

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July 17, 2011 at 12:15 pm by misswnasteph in - Newbies Share Story [+]

Oh fuck! im too stoned to drink and everyones names is VEGTABLE-HEAD

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July 12, 2011 at 11:09 pm by Anonymous in - Newbies Share Story [+]