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does anyone get that feeling where youu SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING STONED....... you forget too breathe!!!!!!!!!!!???!!!!!!! SO YOU GET UP AS IF YOU HAD A NIGHTMARE!!

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December 28, 2011 at 4:22 pm by HIGHTOPSHOELOVER1 in - Busted
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December 11, 2011 at 9:14 pm by Anonymous in - Busted
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You've got it in one. Couldn't have put it bteter.

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May 6, 2011 at 6:16 am by Anonymous in - Busted
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Wow! Great tihnikng! JK

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May 6, 2011 at 2:45 am by Anonymous in - Busted
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so i went to sleep over at my friend katies and in the morning we went to a friends to go get stoned. when we got the we started toking off a pisser {and im a very easy bake} i had 4 tokes and she had a bunch more then me. then they pulled out a vapourizer.... i didnt take it but katie did and the hole time i was there i was tripping balls, at one piont i thought my brain was ganna explode. then i decieded i wanted to go out side, i got up and went down stairs put my shoes on then went out side. i realize no one was with me sat outside on the porch randomly for 5 seconds tripping out on the kids running around outside then went back inside. half and hour later (which felt like five hours later) me and katie went to the mall. we started shop lifting and the hole time i swear everyone was watching us. we left the mall got on the bus and were on our way back to her place when the bus started leaking gass. everyone got off the bus and we stupidly went back to the mall. we went into walmart and started stealing agian. at that piont i was deffinetally sure someone was fallowing us. and they were. we stepped one foot out side of the store and got nabbed. they took us to the walmart office and took the stuff back, also they found th stuff from the other store (which was chocolate lol) they called our parents and the police and we got arrested. they also knew we were high and found weed on us (which they told our parents about). the hole time i was in that office all i was thinking was "will you plz give us our chocolate back, plz, plz, plz" funny thing was i wasnt the on stealing it it was katie i got busted cuz i was the "look out" because i was "watching out for someone" ...... i was not, i was just tripping fucking balls. katies dad took me home and i had a talk with my mom... when i was home i went out to the kitchen and my mom would let me eat but i told her i didnt eat all day so she let me eat. i had three bowls of cereal went to bed, woke up at 6 in the morning eat another bowl of cereal a tomato sadwitch and went back to bed till 1 in the afternoon. and sadly got 3 months of grounding

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March 21, 2011 at 10:19 pm by Anonymous in - Busted
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After 2 40s and 2 blunts me and my friend are hotboxing a bowl in his parked car. The cops come and shine their spotlight on us. They walk up to his car and make him roll down the window. As the smoke hits the policeman in the face my friend attempts to lie about the weed. The cops make us get out of the car and search us and the car. I didn't have any ID on me at all so the cops had to ask me a million questions which made me trip the fuck out. After freezing our asses off and laughing to each other for about 20 minutes in front of the cops, they let me and him go, only to find that they left our bud and bowl sitting on the passenger seat. Needless to say I love that my friend has a medical card. P.S. Fuck I'm Stoned

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March 1, 2011 at 3:19 pm by Anonymous in - Busted
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I was in Disney World on a family vacation and decided i needed some weed to ease the pain i have when i get around them. so on the way to magic kingdom i decide to pack a nice tough pipe and smoke her down before i got there. well, my girlfriend was driving and was unfamiliar with the area and was a unexperienced driver while weed was being smoked. so we start heading down the highway and we start leaving disney, so i tell her to turn around and go back. well...she though i meant back to the hotel so before i know it, we're back at the gate of the hotel. The car smells like pot, my eyes are as red as the devils dick, and my girl cant reach the keypad for us to get through the gate. so the polite old man whose the security guard comes up to the car to help her. Amazingly he just looked at me and winked....so luckly the security guard witnessed woodstock and helped me out ;)

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January 31, 2011 at 3:37 pm by Anonymous in - Busted
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Damn I just smoked the best bowl of my life under my bed sheets....and I JUST prevented my alarm from going off!!! Fuck yeah!!!! I rock mannn!!!! ...aww fuck man I'm fucking stoooned o_o

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January 18, 2011 at 11:25 am by Peanut420 in - Busted
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I just smoked the best bowl of my life under my bed sheets so the smell wouldn't u know...get me caught? Well it still got me caught...its fucked up...FIS o_o

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January 18, 2011 at 11:21 am by Peanut420 in - Busted
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Was fucking muntered and walked through town with two mates, absolutely caned, then got attacked by 2 chav girls. I couldn't stop laughing. Even when the police got there and arrested me for assault.

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January 9, 2011 at 5:25 am by Berrownator in - Busted
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