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ONe time me and my boys had just finished personal codeine blunts, and we were widing down for the night. all of a sudden campus police burst in and bein arresting all us dirty potters. While waiting while they went through our rooms i sat on the couch i handcuff high and leening hard. i then attempt to scratch my leg. The sensation of my arms being so uncomfortable apparently made my high mind think my hands were simply sitting in my lap. this feeling lasted all the way to the station. FI(was)S

read comments (0) Totally stoned, bro. (0) - Put the bong down, man! (1)
February 5, 2010 at 12:32 pm by Anonymous in - Busted
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After stopping by a friends house and smoking a joint on the way home from work one day, i had to stop at my tobacco store to get some cigarettes. This is were I always go so the guy that works there knows me fairly well. Well im fumbling around in my billfold looking for my debit card and i thought i found it, but instead i pulled out my library card to pay for my cigarettes. I was like Ooops-that wont work will it?! I know the guy was like yea shes gotta be fucking stoned, especially since thats where i always get my rolling papers too! i was quite embarrassed but also thought it was funny as hell!

read comments (0) Totally stoned, bro. (7) - Put the bong down, man! (19)
September 12, 2009 at 10:28 am by Anonymous in - Busted
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