so, i jsut got home, and i decided not to go out tonite, and thought fuck it. ill smoke some bongs and watch movies and chill. 10 mins later, my dad comes down to get a beer outa my bar fridge (i live downstairs) so after smoking this FUCKING DANK SHIT, he comes down walks in goes.... atleast open the window and turn the fan on to circulate. then he laughed (im 2 scared to see him again, although i know he wont care. hahaha
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July 24, 2010 at 6:18 am by bethamphetemine in - Bug-Out [+]
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July 24, 2010 at 6:18 am by bethamphetemine in - Bug-Out [+]
I'm stupid lit off a concentrated herb cupcake, N writing this article feels like an eternity, like if every sentance took 6 months to write I'm gone to outer space, one love!
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July 12, 2010 at 4:34 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out [+]
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July 12, 2010 at 4:34 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out [+]
My gf was soo stoned that she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
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July 5, 2010 at 7:14 pm by stonerboner in - Bug-Out [+]
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July 5, 2010 at 7:14 pm by stonerboner in - Bug-Out [+]
About to weeks ago, I was so stoned that I got locked in my uncle's mattress store and slept on the floor.
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July 5, 2010 at 7:12 pm by stonerboner in - Bug-Out [+]
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July 5, 2010 at 7:12 pm by stonerboner in - Bug-Out [+]
i just got 100% on a practice permit test online whilst stoned. helllllll yeah. :)
i'm ready for my test!
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July 2, 2010 at 2:55 am by ceebshere in - Bug-Out [+]
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July 2, 2010 at 2:55 am by ceebshere in - Bug-Out [+]
I got really high and decided to do some sit ups. I did about 30 in a row and now I'm more stoned. FIS
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June 26, 2010 at 2:18 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out [+]
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June 26, 2010 at 2:18 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out [+]
one time me and my boy smoked a blunt and then walked into walmart. we got all are shit and were waiting in line. my wallet was in my back jean pocket(where i usally keep it) we were next and line and when it came time to pay i realized i had to reach all the way back to my pocket to get money. i got down on my knees and begged to the lady not to get mad at me since i took so long getting my moeny all the way from my pocket to the counter.
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June 24, 2010 at 11:02 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out [+]
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June 24, 2010 at 11:02 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out [+]
I walked into Dairy Queen to order some eats, and as i was standing in line, i was like 5th, my pants fell off me, and onto the ground. My belt buckle hit the ground and made a loud noise. I just stood there for a moment, then blurted "My Pants Fell Down!" to everyone in there restuarant, then picked up my pants and left without even getting some food. Fiws
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June 23, 2010 at 3:23 pm by kingjames88 in - Bug-Out [+]
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June 23, 2010 at 3:23 pm by kingjames88 in - Bug-Out [+]
i feel like i can hear everything, and it's probably just my cats, but every bump is deafening.
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June 22, 2010 at 2:58 am by burgler in - Bug-Out [+]
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June 22, 2010 at 2:58 am by burgler in - Bug-Out [+]
Last night, I was driving home and I stopped for 5 minutes to let an animal cross the road... it was a plastic flamingo on my neighbor's lawn. fis.
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June 21, 2010 at 10:43 pm by stephdavid in - Bug-Out [+]
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June 21, 2010 at 10:43 pm by stephdavid in - Bug-Out [+]