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3 friends and myself were hotboxing in my friends car before we went to see a movie. we'd finished smoking and were early for the movie so we chilled in the car for a few minutes, while in the car an ex-girlfriend who wants to get back together with me texted me here's how the convo went down: Me (audible response): AHHHHHHHHH Me (text response): AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Her: What? Me: you surprised me Her: is that a good thing or a bad thing? Me: I'm too high to talk right now. I haven't talked to her since.

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February 24, 2010 at 7:22 pm by i_r_stoned in - Bug-Out [+]

My friend went to look through my freezer when all of a sudden my other friend freaks out and yells "STOP IT, BILLS TRYING TO EAT ME!!!".....Bill was my refrigerator, fuck we were stoned!

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February 21, 2010 at 2:45 am by bizznotch101 in - Bug-Out [+]

A few weeks ago me and my best friend D decided we were gonna skip school and smoke with these two girls. We started off the morning smoking a blunt of some good dro, pretty average for me and my friends tolerance but the girls were blasted. We ended up going to eat at chilis only for the girls to disappear. Turns out they ended up going home telling their parents they skiped and sleeping/puking all day. Fuck they were stoned.

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February 20, 2010 at 5:21 pm by griff_walker1 in - Bug-Out [+]

One night a few years ago when i was in seventh grade me and my friend D were chillin in his garage apartment. we were smoking fat blunts of grand daddy purp and i was trippin on cid. MY other two friends decided that they would take a joy ride from there house over here so we could hot box his moms bmw.( remember were only 13) After smoking it out we made a stop at a cvs for some munchies. i put my sour patch kids on the counter trying to act as sober as possible only to have the cashier and the security gaurd laugh me out of the store. Not without reminding me i might wanna tell my friend to turn his lights on and that i could use some cologne. FIS

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February 20, 2010 at 5:16 pm by griff_walker1 in - Bug-Out [+]

So today at work there was this guy who came into my work from this bar not to far away. I check him in he goes up stairs 5 mins later he is running up to me and my co-worker then throws his cell phone which hit this wall behind him as his running up to us. Then he bust out yell about how some took his lube and condoms. So we ask him who the guy was and he say "no it happened at the bar he was just at." WTF really I'm thinking to myself. So away me and my coworker were trying to claim this guy down as he's yelling now on the phone with someone from the bar...Then it comes the best every,from the guy who checked in:"Do you knw where i am I'm at (the place I work) without my lube or condoms" I told my coworker I'll be right back. I ran outside and almost died of laughing I have no idea wht was up with the whole situation.

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February 16, 2010 at 3:09 am by dantedelldante in - Bug-Out [+]

today, while smoking pot, the weed episode of Grounded For Life came on. I lol'd

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February 5, 2010 at 3:52 pm by maku in - Bug-Out [+]

I'm stoned, right now, in my house, with my mom and my sister. They have no clue!!! My dog just taught me the secret of the universe but I don't have a spanish keyboard to type them with so oh well =/. Hahahaha I love everything XDDDDD

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February 3, 2010 at 4:31 pm by BAWBCABOOSE7 in - Bug-Out [+]

The other day I smoked with this cute chick and a friend of mine, then went to get coffee. The chick left and my friend (and this other shady kid) talked me into going into the projects with them to pick up more bud in a car. We drive up to this broken down 1 story shed-house thing with no windows or door, and our car is instantly surrounded by black dudes in ski-masks. Apparently I was sitting next to the only working window in the car, and I had to buy 9 bags from these scary gangster dudes. I made them drop me back off at the coffee place like, INSTANTLY after we were done. FI(was)S.

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January 30, 2010 at 8:29 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out [+]

One day me my brother and his girlfriend got a sack from a buddy of mine who told us that this was "different" than the stuff he usually had and to be carefull. being pretty new to smoking weed we didn't really know what this meant, so we drove around and smoked bowls. my brother's girlfriend dropped the pipe and as we're driving 45 on a 4 lane highway. so we ALL, including my brother, the driver, started to try and pick up all the weed that had fallen out. When my brother finally realizes what he's doing he looks up and see's that he's driving in the far left lane and there's a truck ten feet in front of him. after missing the truck by inches we were so scared we pulled over and freaked out for an hour. FIS

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January 30, 2010 at 3:15 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out [+]

Ok so i had just finished a blunt of some of the best weed from Cali to myself. In other words i was ripped. I had been high before and knew i was stoned but didn't think much of it. Well i was sitting on my couch just starring at the carpet not saying a word. I guess i had fallen asleep because i woke up two hours later in my bed. My room was covered in uncooked ramen noodles and hot sauce. All my clothes were off their hanger. Worst of all my dog was walking really funny. Thats when i noticed my balls were covered in honey and my flaccid dick had a shit covered condom on it. What a trip.

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January 30, 2010 at 12:48 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out [+]