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I tried to finish this ugly art project I started in the fifth grade, a plain white clay sculture of David Cronenberg's vagina crawling with worms which I use to hold pens by "painting" it with Sharpie markers. I got through painting two worms when it occured to me that this is the most-pointless thing in history. HIGH.

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June 23, 2010 at 2:12 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

i watched a subtitled nazi war movie. fis.

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June 22, 2010 at 11:59 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

After a lengthy time of smoking some herb, my friend and I decided to drink. Unfortunately, our cheap vodka was frozen. I say to my friend, "How are we gonna thaw this out quickly?" His reply? "Microwave it."

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June 22, 2010 at 10:44 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

my friends just dropped me off at my house after an afternoon of smoking, and upon reaching my street noticed a ballsy fuck of a cat staring at us and refusing to move from his place on the street. we pulled up some more, and realized it was a drink and a bag of food from mcdonalds. no cat whatsoever.

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June 22, 2010 at 4:28 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

Tonight I went over to my homegirls house. We were hitting the bowl and enjoying quite an excellent night of good TV and our cakes were fully baked when the topic turned to awesome Family Guy moments. Our show ended and we happen to turn to FG on and it happens to be the "where's my money" episode! We were both so excited, smoked a bowl and enjoyed the awesomeness. Fuck we were stoned!

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June 22, 2010 at 3:18 am by brabbit_a81 in - Stoner-Moment [+]

i feel like i can hear everything, and it's probably just my cats, but every bump is deafening.

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June 22, 2010 at 2:58 am by burgler in - Bug-Out [+]

One time I was waiting in line to buy popcorn at the movie theater, dead center in front of the stand and next in line, but I couldn't tell if I was next in line so I just stared at my friends asking "am I in line? am I in line?" fis

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June 21, 2010 at 10:44 pm by stephdavid in - Stoner-Moment [+]

Last night, I was driving home and I stopped for 5 minutes to let an animal cross the road... it was a plastic flamingo on my neighbor's lawn. fis.

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June 21, 2010 at 10:43 pm by stephdavid in - Bug-Out [+]

driving around with my bf, i saw a poodle at a door trying to get in, which sparked the conversation "aw, you want to go in but you're a stupid poodle so nobody loves you" and he replied "yeah, faggot" (out the window at the dog) fuckwe'restoned.

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June 21, 2010 at 8:06 pm by burgler in - Stoner-Moment [+]

Last night when I was driving home from a party I stopped at a red light, I looked up and the light was turning red, I sat through the whole green cycle. FIWS

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June 21, 2010 at 2:41 pm by leon in - Stoner-Moment [+]

i thought my lighter was emitting too much lighter fluid so i put it to my ear and light it.. burning my 6-7 in hair

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June 21, 2010 at 12:30 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out [+]

me and my roomate were on the couch in our living room watching tv. We were watching some end of the world B.S. show about Nostradamus or something. All of the sudden we saw jesus run by in a pair of sweatpants. We had no idea what the hell we just saw. Next day the same dude ran by, just some hippy with long hair and a huge beard. FIS.

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June 21, 2010 at 12:00 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

The other night, my boyfriend and I were enjoying many bowls in my bong and then we decided to have sex. So as I was on top and we were getting really into it, i lean down and ask him how he liked it and he goes "oh yeah baby.. i love to feel the back of you with the tip of my pussy." I started laughing so uncontrollably, I had to stop for a second. He just looked at me and was confused then realized what he just said with the funniest look on his face. FIS.

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June 20, 2010 at 11:51 pm by lilmissganjagirl in - Sex [+]

It took me like 3 tries to figure out the captcha. Actually, scratch that. It took me a couple tries to realize my login wasn't working because there was a captcha at all; THEN it took me 3 times to figure out the captcha. I have more to say but I really just wanna make Eggos now! fis

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June 20, 2010 at 10:51 pm by jlb564 in - Stoner-Moment [+]

I was smoking a shit ton of weed the other day and we were leaving to go and I realized that I had no pants on. I was wearing just shoes and my boxers and I began to walk down the stairs. If it wasn't for my girlfriend that would have been a very bad experience...lol :)

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June 19, 2010 at 9:27 pm by alsharpton2007 in - Stoner-Moment [+]

Im soo stoned I was trying to google Jackie Chan but searched Chackie Jan.

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June 18, 2010 at 5:07 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

My friends and I were in the pickup, I was next to the driver. We were on his long ass driveway in the woods during winter, and I was so high that he looked like a holographic card and I tried to touch his baseball hat. I also saw the snow as stars and started rambling about them.

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June 18, 2010 at 5:05 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out [+]