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I'm stoned, opened up Chrome, and in a moment of mental abstraction typed "I'm stoned" into the address bar. I ended up here. I don't know what I was expecting to find.

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June 26, 2010 at 7:25 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

It's a pity that dogs only talk when you let them smoke weed with you.

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June 26, 2010 at 7:18 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

I got really high and decided to do some sit ups. I did about 30 in a row and now I'm more stoned. FIS

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June 26, 2010 at 2:18 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out [+]

Ate a brownie before I went to the airport to catch a flight. I fly on standby tickets so I only get on when there are empty seats. I have to wait around at the gate until the agent calls the standby passengers. The first flight was booked so I didn't get on. While I was waiting for them to call me for the second flight, I drifted into a nap and dreamt that I was at a human auction and peoples names were being called for bidding on and then they were to be sold on the spot. When the people heard their name, they stood up and walked over to the podium for all the bidders to get a good look at. It was like a futuristic slave market. I was really tripping out on the dream when I heard my name called. I thought it was to be auctioned off so I got scared and thought I was hiding and the voice kept calling me. I didn't wake up in time to go claim my ticket at the gate and I missed the flight. Oops. FIS

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June 25, 2010 at 5:50 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

Me an my boy had just got done wit 3 blunts to the head. We went out to smoke a black n mild. It took me 45 minutes to figure out i was smoking the wrong end. FIWS

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June 25, 2010 at 4:10 pm by fred12 in - Stoner-Moment [+]

one time me and my boy smoked a blunt and then walked into walmart. we got all are shit and were waiting in line. my wallet was in my back jean pocket(where i usally keep it) we were next and line and when it came time to pay i realized i had to reach all the way back to my pocket to get money. i got down on my knees and begged to the lady not to get mad at me since i took so long getting my moeny all the way from my pocket to the counter.

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June 24, 2010 at 11:02 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out [+]

I was sooo stoned, so I asked my friend what I should do. He said - why don't you smoke some more pot! I was like OK.

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June 24, 2010 at 8:26 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

Hey I don't know if you know this but, you're advertising Hey Arnold websites to the right of this 'Submit Story' text box and I just decided FUCK THIS WEBSITE I'm going to watch HEY ARNOLD EPISODES BIATCH!

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June 23, 2010 at 9:56 pm by lannasmith in - Stoner-Moment [+]

I am the Gypsy Wizard of Cheerios and I reign supreme amongst all cereals and wizards and cheerio's.

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June 23, 2010 at 9:54 pm by lannasmith in - Stoner-Moment [+]

I walked into Dairy Queen to order some eats, and as i was standing in line, i was like 5th, my pants fell off me, and onto the ground. My belt buckle hit the ground and made a loud noise. I just stood there for a moment, then blurted "My Pants Fell Down!" to everyone in there restuarant, then picked up my pants and left without even getting some food. Fiws

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June 23, 2010 at 3:23 pm by kingjames88 in - Bug-Out [+]

I tried to finish this ugly art project I started in the fifth grade, a plain white clay sculture of David Cronenberg's vagina crawling with worms which I use to hold pens by "painting" it with Sharpie markers. I got through painting two worms when it occured to me that this is the most-pointless thing in history. HIGH.

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June 23, 2010 at 2:12 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

i watched a subtitled nazi war movie. fis.

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June 22, 2010 at 11:59 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

After a lengthy time of smoking some herb, my friend and I decided to drink. Unfortunately, our cheap vodka was frozen. I say to my friend, "How are we gonna thaw this out quickly?" His reply? "Microwave it."

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June 22, 2010 at 10:44 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

my friends just dropped me off at my house after an afternoon of smoking, and upon reaching my street noticed a ballsy fuck of a cat staring at us and refusing to move from his place on the street. we pulled up some more, and realized it was a drink and a bag of food from mcdonalds. no cat whatsoever.

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June 22, 2010 at 4:28 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

Tonight I went over to my homegirls house. We were hitting the bowl and enjoying quite an excellent night of good TV and our cakes were fully baked when the topic turned to awesome Family Guy moments. Our show ended and we happen to turn to FG on and it happens to be the "where's my money" episode! We were both so excited, smoked a bowl and enjoyed the awesomeness. Fuck we were stoned!

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June 22, 2010 at 3:18 am by brabbit_a81 in - Stoner-Moment [+]

i feel like i can hear everything, and it's probably just my cats, but every bump is deafening.

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June 22, 2010 at 2:58 am by burgler in - Bug-Out [+]