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So its a monday night, aint got shit to do, so I smoke 4 grams to the dome, and I'm just imagining the floyd mayweather vs paquiao fightt, and paquiao win by knockout in the 7

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July 17, 2010 at 2:30 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

I made some killer quick-wash isohash tonight. Fuck I'm Stoned.

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July 16, 2010 at 5:16 am by admin in - Stoner-Moment [+]

I'm stupid lit off a concentrated herb cupcake, N writing this article feels like an eternity, like if every sentance took 6 months to write I'm gone to outer space, one love!

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July 12, 2010 at 4:34 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out [+]

I was laying in my front yard and I saw an ant crawling on me then it vanished and I though what if the ants are going in my body and fixing my organs so I can be a super hero for their town! Fis

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July 7, 2010 at 9:59 pm by stone420 in - Outdoors [+]

Last night I had a dream that barney was at my grandmas house fucking everything up inside. This morning when I woke up, I was at my grandmas house, and everything in the house was basically broken.... I wonder where barney went. FIS

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July 7, 2010 at 7:50 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

My gf was soo stoned that she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

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July 5, 2010 at 7:14 pm by stonerboner in - Bug-Out [+]

About to weeks ago, I was so stoned that I got locked in my uncle's mattress store and slept on the floor.

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July 5, 2010 at 7:12 pm by stonerboner in - Bug-Out [+]

Today, my girlfriend and I got stoned together. We got naked and things were getting hot. Then she thought my dick was a hotdog and tried to eat it. I for some reason believed her and asked her to bite me off a piece. Fuck we were stoned.

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July 5, 2010 at 6:57 pm by stonerboner in - Sex [+]

On a summer night, some friends and went to this local parkk where we usually smoke, we gott some new stuff from the club, after 3 blunts and 5 bowls we forgott where we were, then we saw what we thought was a police car and startd running, when the car passed by we found out it was just a taxi cab, Stupid litt!!

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July 5, 2010 at 4:35 pm by Anonymous in - Outdoors [+]

Wow. This just happened. I woke up, put on a t shirt, hit my bong, took the shirt off again, made espresso, hit the bong, played with my hair, downloaded a new album, drank more espresso, and re-packed that bowl and hit it again before I (due to a complete lack of momentum) simply typed the words "I'm stoned." into Google. Here I am.

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July 5, 2010 at 3:30 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

Every Pink Floyd album is a diffint kind of weed. Dark Side = pure kush. Wish you were here is straight chronic. do i even have to go into meddle?

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July 5, 2010 at 1:22 am by jelins in - Stoner-Moment [+]

i work at a head shop called cloud 9 my friend zac is an entrepreneur and sells high grade 25 a gram out of his house..he traded me two grams of kush for a bong..no big deal..the day this trade was happening he brought in the the 2 grams and i had the bong behind the counter..prior to this my co-worker and i had just smoked some mid in the back room of the shop..when i picked up the bong it slipped out of my hand and shattered....no weed from me :[ only thing i had was herbal incense fuck my mother fucking life

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July 4, 2010 at 5:32 pm by voodoo child in - Stoner-Moment [+]

just purchased and ounce from my friend and on his way to meet me he sent me a text saying 'cops' so i waited around and he showed up at my apartment about 45 minutes later stoned as fuck and informed me that he had to eat the whole ounce to avoid going to jail. me= jealous bastard

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July 4, 2010 at 4:53 pm by voodoo child in - Busted [+]

i just got 100% on a practice permit test online whilst stoned. helllllll yeah. :) i'm ready for my test!

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July 2, 2010 at 2:55 am by ceebshere in - Bug-Out [+]