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Got my friend's cat so high it ate a pencil.

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July 27, 2010 at 6:49 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

I wanted to fall asleep to the sound of television static so I spent about forty five minutes trying to find a website that I could get a full screen, looping, video of static. When I finally found one I realized I also have a TV. Then I ate a bacon cheese and maple syrup sandwich. Fuck I was stoned.

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July 26, 2010 at 2:24 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

me and my friend rach were baked as fuck driving around. we pull up to a stop light and theres this hot ass guy. he waves at us so we roll down the window and say "heeeey baby" all sexy and he goes "your headlights aren't on".

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July 26, 2010 at 12:04 pm by igby012 in - Stoner-Moment [+]

well i went out got angry everyone was smoking weed without me then finally got my zoot smoked it and it was so nice and had some super cheese and i was fucked on the bus and so prang i thought i was gunna die and i'm laying on my bed so stoned you couldn't believe. ganja all day everyday

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July 25, 2010 at 7:30 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

so, i jsut got home, and i decided not to go out tonite, and thought fuck it. ill smoke some bongs and watch movies and chill. 10 mins later, my dad comes down to get a beer outa my bar fridge (i live downstairs) so after smoking this FUCKING DANK SHIT, he comes down walks in goes.... atleast open the window and turn the fan on to circulate. then he laughed (im 2 scared to see him again, although i know he wont care. hahaha

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July 24, 2010 at 6:18 am by bethamphetemine in - Bug-Out [+]

My buddy and I were outa weed, so we made hash outa the resin in all 3 of our wicked big slides, and the kief in both our grinders. 2 hours later we're still smokin this hash bowl out of a mini-bong and we're higher than either of us had been since 4-20...FIS

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July 22, 2010 at 7:47 pm by foliage in - Stoner-Moment [+]

So. I went to school today, summer school that is. Toked on my pipe. Saw Eclipse, it's epic while stoned. Came home, made a joint. Smoked said joint. Typed into google. "I'm stoned". Well, here I am. Fuck I'm Stoned.

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July 20, 2010 at 10:13 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

Have spent about 10 minutes wondering why I got a picture of an asian guy when I was google image-ing the Vice President's name only to look down and realize instead of writing "Joe Biden" I had written "Jackie Chan".

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July 18, 2010 at 9:39 pm by claera in - Stoner-Moment [+]

you know your fucking stoned when your in the mirror for two hours trying to do the rock's eyebrow. you know when he raises one and the other one is normal. fuck im stone!

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July 18, 2010 at 8:13 pm by torei.qeexo in - Stoner-Moment [+]

So one day me and my friend decided to smoke some kush and dro joints and hit the bong when we were shit faced from drinking and what not we decided it would be a good idea to walk around and try and find the spirit of the exorsist when we saw some headlights and bolted because we thought they were cops so we ended up running a mile. When we got back we passed out on the bed but we couldve sworn we heard music and we were making music videos in our heads when in reality, there was no music playing at all and we were stoned out of our minds.

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July 18, 2010 at 4:30 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

So its a monday night, aint got shit to do, so I smoke 4 grams to the dome, and I'm just imagining the floyd mayweather vs paquiao fightt, and paquiao win by knockout in the 7

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July 17, 2010 at 2:30 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

I made some killer quick-wash isohash tonight. Fuck I'm Stoned.

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July 16, 2010 at 5:16 am by admin in - Stoner-Moment [+]

I'm stupid lit off a concentrated herb cupcake, N writing this article feels like an eternity, like if every sentance took 6 months to write I'm gone to outer space, one love!

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July 12, 2010 at 4:34 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out [+]