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fuck just wrote in this box for three times and it deleted it again and again.. now i forgot what i'd write in the first place O.o

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August 5, 2010 at 8:39 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

I had just got off of work and I had a really shitty day. So I smoked until I couldn't smoke anymore. I went to go to bed and I was laying there trying to sleep. I opened my eyes and I swear I saw the biggest fucking color-changing spider I've ever seen in my life. I looked everywhere, couldn't find it.

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August 5, 2010 at 3:23 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out [+]

Drank an energy soda and my tongue felt an intense sourness that made me gag and lick my hands to get the evil aftertaste out of my mouth. All the while, I was thinking how weird the concept of games played on boards as opposed to online will seem to kids of the future.

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August 4, 2010 at 12:43 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

At a small houme friends and one of my friends had nv hit a gravity bong. She takes two hits and sits on the couch for 30 mins without moving FREAKS the fuck out and tells us to call 911 shes dying. I say if the cops come im out girl. I throw a glass of water on her face and she starts laughing. what a relief.

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August 1, 2010 at 2:23 am by PipePrincess;) in - Party [+]

In the process of getting my dog high... 20 mins latter shes eating my ciggerate butt.

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August 1, 2010 at 2:13 am by PipePrincess;) in - Stoner-Moment [+]

Smoked a joint. Now laying in bed trying to pack my pipe,okay got it packed. try to light it with my already lit ciggerate. guess what. didnt work.

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August 1, 2010 at 2:12 am by PipePrincess;) in - Stoner-Moment [+]

One time, me and two of my girlfriends were smoking in her backyard by her tent and when she went in the tent to pack, the other girl dared me to kiss her. I did.

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August 1, 2010 at 12:47 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors [+]

I smoked a cigarette for 10 minutes before realizing I hadn't lit it. FIS

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July 31, 2010 at 8:37 am by stonedfuck in - Stoner-Moment [+]

I was trying one of those I-doser things that are supposed to get you high with hypnotizing sounds, I was like "man this feels just like being high on weed" Then I remembered I had just smoked a bowl a few minutes earlier. FIS

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July 28, 2010 at 2:04 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

Why am I locked outside of a mattress room

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July 27, 2010 at 12:39 pm by tecomtt in - Stoner-Moment [+]

Got my friend's cat so high it ate a pencil.

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July 27, 2010 at 6:49 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

I wanted to fall asleep to the sound of television static so I spent about forty five minutes trying to find a website that I could get a full screen, looping, video of static. When I finally found one I realized I also have a TV. Then I ate a bacon cheese and maple syrup sandwich. Fuck I was stoned.

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July 26, 2010 at 2:24 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]