When I started this story it was 12:35. It's been 12:35 for fucking ever.
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August 21, 2010 at 1:25 am by JBombsterlicious in - Bug-Out [+]
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August 21, 2010 at 1:25 am by JBombsterlicious in - Bug-Out [+]
Alright, so my screen den porch is super tight. My step dad has a shit ton of old school arcade games, but the majority of them are torn apart and rusty. He plans on fixing them up and selling them all one day, but for now they just chill there. The place looks like a fuckin graveyard, all cement and dust and ash. Despite the gloom it's probably the best place to cheef in the house. So the guys and I were hanging out there one day, smokin this hawiian shit, when we hear this clattering and a flutter. One of us pointed and said, "Shit man, there's a fuckin bird in here." The thing was flying around behind some of the old games. It landed on top of an old Star Trek game and cocked it's head at us, obviously fuckin confused. As we were staring at it, the bird tweeted and started walking in a small circle. We were like... what the fuck is that bird doing? It took off after a few spins and started flyin real slow over our heads. Back and forth the bird flew like a fucking coo-coo clock. At this point we had figured this bird is high as a fucking kite. I decided to be the hero and free the damn thing, so we tried scaring it towards an open window. In the meantime my neighbors were fuckin spying on us, cracking up. Imagine four stoned ass kids swatting and yelling at a stoned ass bird. In the end the thing flew out after taking its sweet ass time sitting in front of the obviously opened window. My neighbors told my rents about it and they just shook their heads like, hey, at least they didn't kill the damn thing ya know?
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August 20, 2010 at 5:55 pm by JBombsterlicious in - Busted [+]
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August 20, 2010 at 5:55 pm by JBombsterlicious in - Busted [+]
I'm watching the movie Soul Food and it's making me hungrier than I've ever been.
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August 20, 2010 at 1:29 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]
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August 20, 2010 at 1:29 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]
dude. . .so i bought this new toy today. i bought a cigarette roller and some tubes. i packed it with really really dank shit and omg!!! best thing ever!! i smoked like less than half of it and. . .i can no longer feel my tongue and my gargoyle is yelling at me. i bought my new to so i can b more inconspicuous when im at college. its soo cool, and its metal and it has a crank. eeeerrrrrrrrrr
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August 17, 2010 at 12:24 am by yourlittlespoon in - Stoner-Moment [+]
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August 17, 2010 at 12:24 am by yourlittlespoon in - Stoner-Moment [+]
I stared at the submit a story box for like 3 mins totally just entranced by the green and now its taken/taking me like 15 min to write this cause i keep getting caught up in this movie on my tv/. I think this green was the offspring of budha and jesus, actually i am pretty sure.
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August 15, 2010 at 3:29 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out [+]
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August 15, 2010 at 3:29 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out [+]
what happened. bird spqueaking in the black? I remember my cartoon for the day - you standing wide legged looking down and saying: Manitor, you speak? Manitor ... so that's his name. I love you Manitor
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August 14, 2010 at 11:53 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]
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August 14, 2010 at 11:53 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]
Smoke'd smoke great reefer wit two friends after a f gram philly blunt we decided to order some chinese food after we was done, 3 hours later we realized the order was way late, but then we looked on the add and the restaurant was in another town an hour away fis
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August 11, 2010 at 11:50 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]
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August 11, 2010 at 11:50 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]
Was going out to grab something from the car and just as I was stepped out the door, a fly as big as a fucking pretty big fly buzzed past my face causing me to cream like a eight year old girl.
(Meant to write scream but that typo is way better)
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August 10, 2010 at 3:34 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out [+]
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August 10, 2010 at 3:34 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out [+]
so one time i was hanging out witth a few of my friends and im toasted, they give me this thing called a purple drank. i drink about idk how many. that night i hvta crawl in my window cuz i hv track practice in the morning. well instead of sleeping i sit there starring at this little red light that ive never seen before in my life...its just moving wherever the hell it wants to and i just fallow it with my eyes.... that little dot...
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August 9, 2010 at 3:21 pm by dentinecobra in - Bug-Out [+]
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August 9, 2010 at 3:21 pm by dentinecobra in - Bug-Out [+]
don't you worry i'm stoned to the bone, textin my cousin on a mobile phone.. cell phones are an amazing invention.. simply amazing...ahhh!
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August 7, 2010 at 12:17 am by roycester in - Stoner-Moment [+]
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August 7, 2010 at 12:17 am by roycester in - Stoner-Moment [+]
fuck just wrote in this box for three times and it deleted it again and again.. now i forgot what i'd write in the first place O.o
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August 5, 2010 at 8:39 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]
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August 5, 2010 at 8:39 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]