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Me and a couple friends hit the blunt in the car on the way to Subway after football camp, as we were getting to Subway my phone rings, so I answer, and the Subway guy starts asking me what I want.....I got so confused with the two voices that I kept the phone to my ear without talking into it while pointing out ingredients, when I got to the cash I had forgotten I had ordered a sub, and argued with the girl that I didnt owe her any money and didnt know anything about a sandwich.....FIS

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March 1, 2010 at 9:04 pm by G86 in - Stoner-Moment [+]

Went to a co-workers place after work to hit the gravity bong, for the first time!!! After my walkthrough, which was way too long cause she was stoned and tried to explain 3 times, hit the smoothest bong ever.....after about 2 hours and 10 huge hits, remembered I had to help my dad, bounced home, where my dad told me I was 2 hours late, but to drive the truck home anyways....After 10 minutes 2 block drive, finally got to go to sleep, but not before drinking milk from the bag......I was afraid the bag would smell like weed in the morning, so I down the whole bag right there......Fuck I was Stoned

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March 1, 2010 at 8:50 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

Im so stoned i tried to sign up for the website thing and you know the random words at the end you have to type to prove you're not a computer or something? I couldn't spell 'em. I was too stoned. I'm not a computer, but I failed because I was too stoned to spell. It took like...10 minutes. jesus...

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February 27, 2010 at 12:31 am by mastergrumpus in - Stoner-Moment [+]

My friends and I were sitting in one of my friend's apartment, smoking bowl after bowl. Around the...4th bowl a debate broke out over ducks, and a the owner of the apartment posted a rule on her wall saying we weren't allowed to talk about ducks, but she said she put it up there to encourage duck-themed conversation. Then eventually we all came to the conclusion that emotions are drugs. FIS

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February 25, 2010 at 1:47 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

3 friends and myself were hotboxing in my friends car before we went to see a movie. we'd finished smoking and were early for the movie so we chilled in the car for a few minutes, while in the car an ex-girlfriend who wants to get back together with me texted me here's how the convo went down: Me (audible response): AHHHHHHHHH Me (text response): AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Her: What? Me: you surprised me Her: is that a good thing or a bad thing? Me: I'm too high to talk right now. I haven't talked to her since.

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February 24, 2010 at 8:22 pm by i_r_stoned in - Bug-Out [+]

My friend and I were in this little unfinished cabin in Maine, and we had already smoked 3 half G blunts, so were pretty fucking stoned already. Then we Filled the bowl of our hookah (his name was George Forman). After smoking all of that, we look up and realize that we're so high we're tripping. Next thing we know, it's an hour later and we're still just sitting on the floor, out of our minds! The rest of the night is lost. Fuck we were stoned!

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February 23, 2010 at 6:21 pm by Anonymous in - Outdoors [+]

I was at a party the first time i got seriously baked, and I was sitting by the bonfire. Whenever someone shifted the logs and they sparked, I was convinced the sparks were spelling out words that I had to understand to stop something bad from happening (I dunno what, but something.) FI(was)S

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February 22, 2010 at 12:29 am by Anonymous in - Party [+]

one time me and my friend went into Wal-Mart to buy jellow to make jellow shots. We see that the small boxes are having a sale and are only $1. We think that getting 15 of the $1 jellows will be cheaper then buying two of the big ones for $2 each. FI(was)S

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February 21, 2010 at 11:34 pm by jenn_gurl in - Stoner-Moment [+]

My friend went to look through my freezer when all of a sudden my other friend freaks out and yells "STOP IT, BILLS TRYING TO EAT ME!!!".....Bill was my refrigerator, fuck we were stoned!

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February 21, 2010 at 3:45 am by bizznotch101 in - Bug-Out [+]

A few weeks ago me and my best friend D decided we were gonna skip school and smoke with these two girls. We started off the morning smoking a blunt of some good dro, pretty average for me and my friends tolerance but the girls were blasted. We ended up going to eat at chilis only for the girls to disappear. Turns out they ended up going home telling their parents they skiped and sleeping/puking all day. Fuck they were stoned.

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February 20, 2010 at 6:21 pm by griff_walker1 in - Bug-Out [+]

One night a few years ago when i was in seventh grade me and my friend D were chillin in his garage apartment. we were smoking fat blunts of grand daddy purp and i was trippin on cid. MY other two friends decided that they would take a joy ride from there house over here so we could hot box his moms bmw.( remember were only 13) After smoking it out we made a stop at a cvs for some munchies. i put my sour patch kids on the counter trying to act as sober as possible only to have the cashier and the security gaurd laugh me out of the store. Not without reminding me i might wanna tell my friend to turn his lights on and that i could use some cologne. FIS

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February 20, 2010 at 6:16 pm by griff_walker1 in - Bug-Out [+]

So I was hanging out at my friends house, and we were smoking a fat ass blunt & I leaned back in my chair, and seconds later heard a loud 'meow' & didn't know that I had leaned on the cat.. woops.

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February 20, 2010 at 5:37 pm by thisistefanie in - Stoner-Moment [+]

- Dont Be Too Lazy To Read This!! -A few friends and I got some shrooms, and they took a while to hit us, so we decided to get drunk and smoke weed. so like an hour later, i was starring at this picture on this guys fireplace in his basement, and it started like, spinning from the inside out. I knew i was fucked right then. I totally forget what happened right after that, but i remember biting my friends toe, and eating my hand. When i noticed that i kept eating my hand. I was like, "fuck, i have to stop doing that" Then like 5 mins later, without even realizing it, it was in my mouth again. After a while, we decided to get up and do somthing. But my whole body felt like noodles, so i couldn't walk or anything. we started to play ping-pong and i sucked so bad. The ball ended up in this well kind of thing in his laundry room. So i went to go get it, and started freaking out because i thought the ball was floating over an endless whole (It was just floating on water in a deep whole) I called it "The whole of nothingness... " I also kept saying it was glitched n shit. When i went to get the ball the water started rippling and it was really trippy:p we also attempted to watch alice in wonderland, but it was too scary so we watched spiderman instead. The colours were really bright and mostly like fluorescent blue and red. and It was kinda 3-d and Dr. Oct's arms were coming out of the tv n shit. Theres alot more to tell but its too much to type.

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February 20, 2010 at 5:33 pm by Mast3rOfPupp3ts in - Stoner-Moment [+]

One day, my friend and I went out to the woods to smoke some hash and some weed. We brought like 6 Gatorades and pretzels in a backpack. When we found a good spot to sesh. we sat down and in about 15 mins, we were soo ripped, and got hungry and started eating. Half way through the bag of pretzels, i started laughing for some reason, then i choked on a mouthful of pretzels, and a few fell out of my mouth, my friend and i though i was throwing up. I was tripping so hard, cuz i didnt know why i was throwing up, But i actually wasnt... So we kept eating after that and i dropped a few pretzels and picked it up along with a few twigs, and started eating them not knowing they were twigs until my friend started laughing his ass off.

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February 20, 2010 at 5:12 pm by Mast3rOfPupp3ts in - Outdoors [+]

How does this rap sound. Please leave comments.Rollin on the bus Rolling on the bus in the morn, listen to the horn, we all sitting in a dorm, with collage kids smoking up the dome. Then they pass o it this way to me, cus I m the one who lit up that good cherry. Now we chillin and blazing, as we zoom down the streets a curvin, even the bus driver be crazin, hit a red light and stop on the spot, better stop soon before we get caught, fuck that bullshit I ain't no cop, let's keep smoking this shit all the way to the top. (sirens) oh fuck it's time to quit, I ain't gettin caught with this shit. Up the stairs come the pigs, lookin at evryone and there diggs, now he comin down the aisle lokkin for that green pile, standin in front o me, he says was it you who lit that cherry? Then I get an idea and I yell to the bitch, come smoke this shit with us don't be a snitch! So now we all blazed Rollin in the morn, got the cops with us we all on board, smokin all that shit lookin like we ain't gona quit but then, oh shit, we out of weed. 

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February 20, 2010 at 3:02 am by Johnnyboy94 in - Stoner-Moment [+]

Me and my buddy got ripped in the woods and i got the worst cottonmouth ever. So i decided to try some bong water. It was so nasty i gagged and almost puked. After awhile I was still thirsty so i had another sip and started all over. FIS

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February 17, 2010 at 12:08 am by metal4life43 in - Stoner-Moment [+]

So today at work there was this guy who came into my work from this bar not to far away. I check him in he goes up stairs 5 mins later he is running up to me and my co-worker then throws his cell phone which hit this wall behind him as his running up to us. Then he bust out yell about how some took his lube and condoms. So we ask him who the guy was and he say "no it happened at the bar he was just at." WTF really I'm thinking to myself. So away me and my coworker were trying to claim this guy down as he's yelling now on the phone with someone from the bar...Then it comes the best every,from the guy who checked in:"Do you knw where i am I'm at (the place I work) without my lube or condoms" I told my coworker I'll be right back. I ran outside and almost died of laughing I have no idea wht was up with the whole situation.

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February 16, 2010 at 4:09 am by dantedelldante in - Bug-Out [+]

Last summer, after coming back from Florida for two weeks, me and my bud grabbed 4 grams, and we smoked it in these bushes near a park. It was my first time smoking for 2 weeks (since i was in Florida) and I was fucking ripped out of my mind. We made our way down to Subway, and my friend and I finished our order, and as I was about to pay, my vision started to go all blurry, and I dropped my money, and my vision it was starting to narrow, then suddenly went all grey then black, and the next thing i know, im stumbling backwards, and i blackout right in the middle of the restaurant. When i got back up (from being on the floor for 5 mins) this lady kept saying sir, sir, are you okay? I was like wtf? why are you calling me sir? So as i got up i realized that i had a huge cut on my back from falling on the pop fountain, and a small cut on my arm. This was the highlight of my summer :)

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February 14, 2010 at 8:23 pm by Mast3rOfPupp3ts in - Stoner-Moment [+]

Me and an old buddy smoked some nice fat blunts and went on a safari down an abandoned dirt road there were soo many mosquitoes and this airplane flew over is from behind and we thought the mosquitoes were bullets so we started running then we turned to each other and started laughing and said how it felt like we were in an old war movie..good times

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February 13, 2010 at 10:23 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors [+]

estevan, cliff, and my story that we will continue too right Category: Writing and Poetry Ok I want you all to understand that this is most likely a story about us if you read part one it is much more eliberate, much better but i don't have my buddies here i will post part one on here once i find my buddy cliff on myspace but until then this is part two cliff is going too make a part three and estevan will make a part for and then so on and so on when ever we decide too stop haha. thanks for reading POLLY THE GAINT POT SMOKING PENIS 2 Polly, the airport security guy, jake, and the woman that polly and probably bill clinton had sexual relations with decided that they were all going to take a trip up too Las Vegas, now this wasn't just another random trip well maybe a little but not like hella random Polly being the gaint pimpin cock that he was knew a lot of women up in vegas and new some dealers with the bomb ass kush, as their flight begins too depart Polly decides that it would be a really cool idea if he lights up a fatty on the plane, he looks at the flight attendent and as he does he slowly raises this fat ass blunt up to his fat ass dick lips and lights it up. Everyone on the plane looks at him in shock and then they all smile, jake and the airport security guy (who's name they still don't know) and the chick that polly picked up, are shocked that he would do such a thing as to lighting up a big splooger on a plane, but they do not protest not in the least bit, they start passing that shit everyone starts hitting it and needless too say everyone was super high, but polly always told his buddies i could be higher, so this nigga busts out another fatty no doubt he was going to go out with a bang. They finally reach the airport they are all fuckin stoned out of there minds polly walks out with his big ass grin and says while he laughs "I'm so high right now!" smoke billows out of the plane door and floods the airport they proceed too walk out of the plane there were too dogs waiting for them, the funny thing was these little fuckers got high as well from all that god damn smoke up in that mother fuckin plane. They make it too there hotel, The Rio and decided too hit up one of the people that polly knew because polly smoked all the pot on the flight there. Polly tries too dial the phone and as he does he looks in the mirror and says, "Has anyone else noticed that i am a huge dick, or am i just trippin out." They all laugh as polly falls on the ground and a voice on the phone says, "Hola" polly looks at the phone and laughs "Hey man you got the weed?" the voice on the phone replied "Que?" polly looked at the phone confused and appologized like "Dude i'm sorry i'm really high and dialed the wrong number my bad dude." And hung up. Now Polly tried again he got the number right and they drove down too get there weed. Polly looked at the guys and was all like "Fuck man i'm trippin balls i think that this shit is laced." they look at him and he starts screaming for them too pull over the car and that there is a huge flying cow behind them, not knowing what too do they stop the car and let Polly talk too his fake ass cow.

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February 10, 2010 at 3:22 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

Me and my buddy got an 80 and decided we were going to smoke the whole thing that night, decided too go to mcdonalds super high and i go up too the counter looking a woman who doesn't speak any english in the eyes and when she greets me i start too laugh histerically. I ordered 15 mcdoubles 5 hot and spice's and five small fries and three little soft surves. fis

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February 10, 2010 at 3:19 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

I was over at my buddy's house with some friends waitin for some other friends to get back with some weed. They get back, and the tokin begins. A bub was passed around, a bong was passed around and we had a gas mask bowl to ourselves. Next thing I know Modern Warfare 2 was being played. The gamertag we were playing had just won a match, and I got real excited for whoever won, until I looked down and realized the controller was in my hand. FIS

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February 10, 2010 at 2:30 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

Tokin some dank bowls in bellingham totaly new to the area. me and two buds went exploring tryin to find boulders to climb. where hikin up a mountain trail near the campus, about 30 minutes we all kinda wonder off on different trials. all of us had the same idea and smoked a joint and about two hours later we met back up mysteriously and had our own crazy adventures to tell eachother.

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February 9, 2010 at 10:15 pm by gonzofree in - Outdoors [+]