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Had a going away party at work for me before I went off to college, buddy brught HUGE bag, hotboxed my car, then went on partying. Left my car at work to walk to buddies GFs place, had a debate about who had stronger abs and punched each other in the stomach about ten times, found a pickup truck with a cooler downtown, ripped off about 10 beers, chucked two empty bottles at passing cars. After having a 3 hour debate about why watching the Basketball Diaries was better than cartoons at this point, noticed the sun coming up, and almost fucked my buddies GF. At work the next day, co-worker told us about crazy drunks screaming "Punch me in the stomach" outside her house at 3am.....HAHA, didn't think anyone saw us.....FIS

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April 8, 2010 at 3:32 pm by G86 in - Party [+]

I was so high and munching out on barbique wings that i didn't notice that i was eating about half the bone with the meat. This happened for almost every wing I ate that meal.

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April 8, 2010 at 3:06 pm by mkeif in - Bug-Out [+]

This one's kinda long, and its a pretty embrassing moment in my stoner career. Intro: Was practicing rugby with a guy who lives in my block, everyone had there dog outside, and mine looses his mind, and attacks all the other dogs, so i went back inside to calm him down and noticed my neighbour was smoking a couple joints, but i didnt go back down. Fast Forward 6 hours, I come home from the gym at 1am after smoking a post-workout J, and notice as im walking to my top floor place that my neighbour left half a joint in his ashtray, so I grab it as I sneak by, take my dog out and smoke it. When I get back in, i had a conversation with my dog about how he was a good boy even though he attacked the other dogs, and kept telling him how cute he was.....then I took my shower, and just stood there like I didn't know what I was supposed to be doing.....from the moment I lit that stolen half joint, I couldn't stop thinking about how I was gonna post this story on the site.....FIS

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April 2, 2010 at 10:21 am by G86 in - Stoner-Moment [+]

I was chillin with my cousin and his volcano vape and after a few hits we were pretty ripped so we went down stairs to play cod. we had a great time until we realized we had been staring at a blank screen and making game noises ourselves for almost an hour

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April 1, 2010 at 9:54 am by ch3fjak in - Stoner-Moment [+]

So my friend and I are on a pier in the middle of the water, around midnight in Chicago. Apparently there's a nasty storm brewing around us, but both of us are too involved in conversation (too stoned) to notice it. I see these clouds looming in the distance, and comment on how they look like mountains. Sand gets picked up from vicious winds and pelts us in the face-- 200 ft away from the beach. Both of us are squinting before we realize what's really going on. We take in the churning water & black ominous clouds while the sand continues to kill our faces. I jump up and scream "TORNADO!!!" My friend and I BOLT down this pier, screaming for our lives. It's then that I realize I've forgotten my shoes. She's literally begging for me not to run to my death. When we reach the end of the pier, we realize there is no tornado. It felt epic, that moment of false heroism. I had to rescue those beloved shoes, even if it meant dying.

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March 30, 2010 at 1:52 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

A couple weeks ago me and three friends went to a nature park to smoke off the trails. We climbed pretty far down a rocky steep path and found the perfect smoke spot on these smooth rocks. We sat there and smoked for a while and were pretty blazed when one of my friends started being paranoid and freaking out that people were coming. He went up the path to check and then decided to pee in the woods, which is when I realized that people really were coming, so I yelled for him to come back and we took off through the woods and scaled part of a huge cliff that overlooked a trail and found our new spot and smoked more. Then all of a sudden, we heard a car pulling up and then we realized it was a cop! We ran off and scaled the rest of the huge ass cliff and then ran to the car and drove away. I still smoke in that park!

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March 28, 2010 at 4:38 pm by goldenslumbers in - Outdoors [+]

If you really really think about it we could be robots instead of oil, blood, and rods and poles n shit, bones eh eheh. maybe we figured out the perfect way for us to recreat more robots man read the book prey cant remember author its about nano particles that learn to recreat through some kind of metabolism of cells off living stuff crazy i know n they get there energy from the sun kinda how we take in vitamen c ya know gota love the vitamen c newho FIS

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March 24, 2010 at 6:28 pm by Doc Adam in - Bug-Out [+]

Me and a friend were watching Myth Busters where they shoot straw through a palm tree and they eventually shoot a chicken or something in the show. This is the conversation as we were watching the show: Friend: Can you imagine a chicken getting shot by straw? Me: Yeah dude, that'd be funny. Friend: It'd be like ::insert turkey gobble impression:

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March 24, 2010 at 5:58 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

I just thought I was drinking some milk, but I was just pouring it down my chin while laughing at these stories! Bugger!

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March 13, 2010 at 7:19 pm by whoa in - Bug-Out [+]

i was hanging out with my friends hiting a 6 foot bong in the forrest (sailor park) at like 3 am we had been there since 9 pm smoking weed . it was pitch blackall we could see was the lighter and wild cat jumped up at us, we freeked out i was so high that i thought it was a cougar are something and it was trippy finding the way out of the forrest i couldn't see shit i was so fucking high!!!!!

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March 6, 2010 at 1:55 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

Me and a couple friends hit the blunt in the car on the way to Subway after football camp, as we were getting to Subway my phone rings, so I answer, and the Subway guy starts asking me what I want.....I got so confused with the two voices that I kept the phone to my ear without talking into it while pointing out ingredients, when I got to the cash I had forgotten I had ordered a sub, and argued with the girl that I didnt owe her any money and didnt know anything about a sandwich.....FIS

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March 1, 2010 at 9:04 pm by G86 in - Stoner-Moment [+]

Went to a co-workers place after work to hit the gravity bong, for the first time!!! After my walkthrough, which was way too long cause she was stoned and tried to explain 3 times, hit the smoothest bong ever.....after about 2 hours and 10 huge hits, remembered I had to help my dad, bounced home, where my dad told me I was 2 hours late, but to drive the truck home anyways....After 10 minutes 2 block drive, finally got to go to sleep, but not before drinking milk from the bag......I was afraid the bag would smell like weed in the morning, so I down the whole bag right there......Fuck I was Stoned

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March 1, 2010 at 8:50 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

Im so stoned i tried to sign up for the website thing and you know the random words at the end you have to type to prove you're not a computer or something? I couldn't spell 'em. I was too stoned. I'm not a computer, but I failed because I was too stoned to spell. It took like...10 minutes. jesus...

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February 27, 2010 at 12:31 am by mastergrumpus in - Stoner-Moment [+]

My friends and I were sitting in one of my friend's apartment, smoking bowl after bowl. Around the...4th bowl a debate broke out over ducks, and a the owner of the apartment posted a rule on her wall saying we weren't allowed to talk about ducks, but she said she put it up there to encourage duck-themed conversation. Then eventually we all came to the conclusion that emotions are drugs. FIS

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February 25, 2010 at 1:47 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

3 friends and myself were hotboxing in my friends car before we went to see a movie. we'd finished smoking and were early for the movie so we chilled in the car for a few minutes, while in the car an ex-girlfriend who wants to get back together with me texted me here's how the convo went down: Me (audible response): AHHHHHHHHH Me (text response): AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Her: What? Me: you surprised me Her: is that a good thing or a bad thing? Me: I'm too high to talk right now. I haven't talked to her since.

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February 24, 2010 at 8:22 pm by i_r_stoned in - Bug-Out [+]

My friend and I were in this little unfinished cabin in Maine, and we had already smoked 3 half G blunts, so were pretty fucking stoned already. Then we Filled the bowl of our hookah (his name was George Forman). After smoking all of that, we look up and realize that we're so high we're tripping. Next thing we know, it's an hour later and we're still just sitting on the floor, out of our minds! The rest of the night is lost. Fuck we were stoned!

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February 23, 2010 at 6:21 pm by Anonymous in - Outdoors [+]

I was at a party the first time i got seriously baked, and I was sitting by the bonfire. Whenever someone shifted the logs and they sparked, I was convinced the sparks were spelling out words that I had to understand to stop something bad from happening (I dunno what, but something.) FI(was)S

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February 22, 2010 at 12:29 am by Anonymous in - Party [+]

one time me and my friend went into Wal-Mart to buy jellow to make jellow shots. We see that the small boxes are having a sale and are only $1. We think that getting 15 of the $1 jellows will be cheaper then buying two of the big ones for $2 each. FI(was)S

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February 21, 2010 at 11:34 pm by jenn_gurl in - Stoner-Moment [+]

My friend went to look through my freezer when all of a sudden my other friend freaks out and yells "STOP IT, BILLS TRYING TO EAT ME!!!".....Bill was my refrigerator, fuck we were stoned!

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February 21, 2010 at 3:45 am by bizznotch101 in - Bug-Out [+]

A few weeks ago me and my best friend D decided we were gonna skip school and smoke with these two girls. We started off the morning smoking a blunt of some good dro, pretty average for me and my friends tolerance but the girls were blasted. We ended up going to eat at chilis only for the girls to disappear. Turns out they ended up going home telling their parents they skiped and sleeping/puking all day. Fuck they were stoned.

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February 20, 2010 at 6:21 pm by griff_walker1 in - Bug-Out [+]

One night a few years ago when i was in seventh grade me and my friend D were chillin in his garage apartment. we were smoking fat blunts of grand daddy purp and i was trippin on cid. MY other two friends decided that they would take a joy ride from there house over here so we could hot box his moms bmw.( remember were only 13) After smoking it out we made a stop at a cvs for some munchies. i put my sour patch kids on the counter trying to act as sober as possible only to have the cashier and the security gaurd laugh me out of the store. Not without reminding me i might wanna tell my friend to turn his lights on and that i could use some cologne. FIS

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February 20, 2010 at 6:16 pm by griff_walker1 in - Bug-Out [+]

So I was hanging out at my friends house, and we were smoking a fat ass blunt & I leaned back in my chair, and seconds later heard a loud 'meow' & didn't know that I had leaned on the cat.. woops.

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February 20, 2010 at 5:37 pm by thisistefanie in - Stoner-Moment [+]