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A few days ago, me and a 2 friends got destroyed on an ounce of real dank stuff, and when we ran out we decided we needed food and something to smoke. We were so fucked we couldn't walk so we took everything on the table, rolled it up on a paper plate and smoked it. When the buzz died we found out we tried to smoke butter, cheese, mustard, ketchup, pepperoni, bread, and a plate all at once. FIS!

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January 3, 2010 at 8:25 pm by BAWBCABOOSE7 in - Bug-Out [+]

i was at this guys house, had smoked before but this was the first time i really got stoned. i started to get tired so i decided to walk around to keep myself from sleeping. BAD IDEA. knocked over the bong and spilled smelly bongwater all over this guys carpet.. A half an hour later it was time for visine, finished one eye and went to sleep for a few minutes. When i woke up i forgot that i had 1 red eye and 1 white one. fis

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January 2, 2010 at 12:53 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out [+]

so me and my best friend blake decided to smoke some nugs, we went through a quarter in a half hour. next thing i know, were at mcdonalds making an attempt to order 9 mcdoubles. blake cant talk he is laughing so hard, and since he's laughing, its making him laugh even harder. i walk up there all calm and normal, say my order, try and hand this ugly fat chick the money, but my hand is shaking so bad i end up dropping the money all over the counter.. (did i mention we attempted to pay for 9 mcdoubles with change?) FI(was)S!

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January 1, 2010 at 12:47 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

Me my girlfriend and about 6 other people were all tripping on lucy the night before thanksgiving and we decided to go for a walk in the neighborhood we were in. We went down the street to where our one friends lived when we noticed no lights we on and the kids girlfriends car was out front. it was really dark so we decided to see if a spotlight would come on so all of us starting running around the house screaming and yelling at 3 in the morning and his girlfriends car was open so we decided to go back to the house and roll 4 joints. we go back to the car and all 8 of us piled into the jetta and lite up all four joints with the doors closed. after we finished we left a dead goldfish and the smell of weed in her car. Fuck we were stoned!

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December 30, 2009 at 1:16 pm by Blocness in - Outdoors [+]

me and my friend were in my bosses car and my boss got out to try to get it to start. my friend looks at the stearing wheel like deer what kind of shit car is this. it was a jeep and the wheel was upside down. oh yeah we had just left the boss' house after a toke. fis

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December 27, 2009 at 9:40 am by radioactivesp00ns in - Bug-Out [+]

One time i was over my friends house and his little brother and his friend came over and wanted to try smoking pot. I was trippen on cid and rolled this imaculate blunt had no idea how i did it. but my friends little brothers friend starts talking trash to me and how he could smoke more then me AND IT WAS HIS FIRST TIME. so i sit him down hand him my work of art and i was like let me spark it and you can smoke the entire thing. just hand it to me after your done. took 1 hit of it and was laughing and fell asleep 30 minutes later. but in his defense the blunts diameter was about the size of a quater.

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December 27, 2009 at 9:38 am by radioactivesp00ns in - Newbies [+]

haha took a few bong rips before class. on the walk there my legs buckled under me a little and i thought oh fuck.. i forgot how to walk.. then in the lecture i drew a beautiful picture of the golden gate bridge and city lights. by the time i was done the professor dismissed the class... sigh it was the only class i had that day

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December 26, 2009 at 4:17 am by cheechbob in - Stoner-Moment [+]

One time me and my bestfriend smoked this real dank shit and decided to go to a haunted hospital an hour away so we did and were scared out of our minds, afterwards we smoked some more and went to smoothie king and we ordered the bigest smoothie with extra caffeine and at the time we thought it was the funniest thing ever and we laughed for about 10 minutes and the cashier was so confused and we laughed more because she was dumb. FIS

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December 26, 2009 at 12:41 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

one time while still new to danker weed, i blazed myself RETARDED. i was making no sense. i invented my own language which i constantly used to talk to my buddies. the language was basically english but all vowels were u's. while i talked to them, i played modern warfare 2. i swear to this day that i was controlling the guy onscreen. my hands were holding the gun and everything. i was way too ripped to function but it was still incredibly enjoyable. FI(was)S

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December 23, 2009 at 8:10 pm by cloud9 in - Stoner-Moment [+]

so this happened awhile ago, but me and my friends were hiking a trail near our houses, a 6 or so mile round trial that circles a man made resevoir. we got into some conversation, smoking some bowls, and got to an area where there was a legitimate wooden draw bridge in teh middle of the woods, it was cool, we had a long discussion about how you only see those kind of things when you're stoned, 30 or so minutes go by, we turn around and get back to the wooden bridge, and the converstaion sparks again, "yeah weird shit always happens when you're high...... " as we round teh corner, we are met with a man, standing about 6 foot 5 , wearing a gorilla costume, he quickly takes his mask off so as not to scare us, and tells us that his son is just doing a project for school.... the kicker, one of us knew the gorilla , on teh car ride home, we had a conversation about how stuff like THAT only happens when youre high...retrospective FIS

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December 22, 2009 at 5:36 pm by Satans math tutor in - Bug-Out [+]