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Fuck i'm stoned and listening to Wye Oak. Way chill...

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May 9, 2012 at 2:53 am by zallie20 in - Newbies
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Really wanted pizza. So I put pasta sauce on two slices of bread with cheese and ham and put in the oven. Fuck me, Munchied heaven.

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May 8, 2012 at 9:03 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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Yeah...I got the munchies hardcore...everything is going pretty slow... FuckI'mStoned

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May 8, 2012 at 6:34 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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i'm on vicodin and my friend smoked like two bowls and then i smoked a bowl and what is happening evn make me sop looking at cats sos send help to washinton dc

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May 8, 2012 at 1:48 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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dude im so fucked. like you not understand. im just hit a fucking glass full bowl bong and i almost passed out on my seat. my parents are out and im hotboxing my room for hours.every1 on site. come to my place. we can get sooooo high ven more high. fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkKKKkkk lol olol ololololololololloll fuck im stoned

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May 5, 2012 at 8:06 pm by stonerFries in - Stoner-Moment
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Fuck im stoned. just got a cap annd its nearly gone! my eyes look like this -_-

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April 30, 2012 at 10:54 pm by mary jane... in - Bug-Out
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I have to pick up my sister that is like 15 min away. i still can't find that house 45 min later

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April 29, 2012 at 11:24 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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so I'm sitting on the couch with my gf who was eating chocolate and we started talking about how it would be awesome if her vagina tasted like dulce de leche and mine tasted like chocolate. Is there a way to do that? Fuck we're stoned

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April 29, 2012 at 6:03 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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Fuckk i'm stoned. I have a book of baked that i write in when i'm superhigh. And i read this story about losing my weed in a series of small fires.

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April 28, 2012 at 3:26 am by blah in - Stoner-Moment
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Just cooked one:) I'm fucked. Rawrrrrr. Idk. Holy shit. Spotify is amazing right now:D

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April 25, 2012 at 9:10 pm by curtdog1996 in - Bug-Out
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