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Me and a couple friends hit the blunt in the car on the way to Subway after football camp, as we were getting to Subway my phone rings, so I answer, and the Subway guy starts asking me what I want.....I got so confused with the two voices that I kept the phone to my ear without talking into it while pointing out ingredients, when I got to the cash I had forgotten I had ordered a sub, and argued with the girl that I didnt owe her any money and didnt know anything about a sandwich.....FIS

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March 1, 2010 at 8:04 pm by G86 in - Stoner-Moment [+]

Went to a co-workers place after work to hit the gravity bong, for the first time!!! After my walkthrough, which was way too long cause she was stoned and tried to explain 3 times, hit the smoothest bong ever.....after about 2 hours and 10 huge hits, remembered I had to help my dad, bounced home, where my dad told me I was 2 hours late, but to drive the truck home anyways....After 10 minutes 2 block drive, finally got to go to sleep, but not before drinking milk from the bag......I was afraid the bag would smell like weed in the morning, so I down the whole bag right there......Fuck I was Stoned

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March 1, 2010 at 7:50 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

Im so stoned i tried to sign up for the website thing and you know the random words at the end you have to type to prove you're not a computer or something? I couldn't spell 'em. I was too stoned. I'm not a computer, but I failed because I was too stoned to spell. It took like...10 minutes. jesus...

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February 26, 2010 at 11:31 pm by mastergrumpus in - Stoner-Moment [+]

My friends and I were sitting in one of my friend's apartment, smoking bowl after bowl. Around the...4th bowl a debate broke out over ducks, and a the owner of the apartment posted a rule on her wall saying we weren't allowed to talk about ducks, but she said she put it up there to encourage duck-themed conversation. Then eventually we all came to the conclusion that emotions are drugs. FIS

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February 25, 2010 at 12:47 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment [+]

3 friends and myself were hotboxing in my friends car before we went to see a movie. we'd finished smoking and were early for the movie so we chilled in the car for a few minutes, while in the car an ex-girlfriend who wants to get back together with me texted me here's how the convo went down: Me (audible response): AHHHHHHHHH Me (text response): AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Her: What? Me: you surprised me Her: is that a good thing or a bad thing? Me: I'm too high to talk right now. I haven't talked to her since.

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February 24, 2010 at 7:22 pm by i_r_stoned in - Bug-Out [+]

My friend and I were in this little unfinished cabin in Maine, and we had already smoked 3 half G blunts, so were pretty fucking stoned already. Then we Filled the bowl of our hookah (his name was George Forman). After smoking all of that, we look up and realize that we're so high we're tripping. Next thing we know, it's an hour later and we're still just sitting on the floor, out of our minds! The rest of the night is lost. Fuck we were stoned!

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February 23, 2010 at 5:21 pm by Anonymous in - Outdoors [+]

I was at a party the first time i got seriously baked, and I was sitting by the bonfire. Whenever someone shifted the logs and they sparked, I was convinced the sparks were spelling out words that I had to understand to stop something bad from happening (I dunno what, but something.) FI(was)S

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February 21, 2010 at 11:29 pm by Anonymous in - Party [+]

one time me and my friend went into Wal-Mart to buy jellow to make jellow shots. We see that the small boxes are having a sale and are only $1. We think that getting 15 of the $1 jellows will be cheaper then buying two of the big ones for $2 each. FI(was)S

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February 21, 2010 at 10:34 pm by jenn_gurl in - Stoner-Moment [+]

My friend went to look through my freezer when all of a sudden my other friend freaks out and yells "STOP IT, BILLS TRYING TO EAT ME!!!".....Bill was my refrigerator, fuck we were stoned!

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February 21, 2010 at 2:45 am by bizznotch101 in - Bug-Out [+]

A few weeks ago me and my best friend D decided we were gonna skip school and smoke with these two girls. We started off the morning smoking a blunt of some good dro, pretty average for me and my friends tolerance but the girls were blasted. We ended up going to eat at chilis only for the girls to disappear. Turns out they ended up going home telling their parents they skiped and sleeping/puking all day. Fuck they were stoned.

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February 20, 2010 at 5:21 pm by griff_walker1 in - Bug-Out [+]